Hey, Namielus, betcha didn't know you changed the font there at the end, did you?  
Welcome aboard, ~insert name here.~  I'm not even gonna TRY to type that out.  What should we call you, The Master (no, Bad Idea(tm))?  Oh, yeah, I'm posting for a reason, that's right!  Welcome aboard!
/begin{nickname speech}
Ok, here's the deal.  I'm your friendly neighborhood nickname guy.  

  See those neat-o little orange nicknames people have under their names?  If you Private Message me (see the button at the bottom of this post with 'PM' on it?) with a request for a specific one, I'll give it to ya'.  

/end{nickname speech}
Oh, btw guys, it's ok to take my speech.  

  It has to be put up by someone, I don't care who...  If you beat me to it, so be it.  ([me] fires the starting pistol.[/me])  It's ok.  Besides, it gives me something to brag about when I _do_ win!