*Ransac snaps his fingers and a black bag appears around his shoulder.*
I love doing that.
*Ransac then pulls a parchment out of the bag.*
Hmm, it says here that the "nickname speech", previously given by Zadok001 and Fuzzy510, was given many, many more times than my welcome speech.
However, you are right. Change is good.
Allow me to introduce to you my "new" welcome format. It's around the same thing, but everything, except the "spa" thing, will be different for each member.
For example:
Welcome!
Okay, enough beating-around-the-bush. Here's you room key, strategically located next to the picture of the one, lead squirrel. Also, here are your complimentary tickets to the monkey poo-flinging contest, your invitation to eat a banana, and you key to the super, secret...........etc.
Enjoy!
Better?
Ransac, cpa trash man
I love doing that.
*Ransac then pulls a parchment out of the bag.*
Hmm, it says here that the "nickname speech", previously given by Zadok001 and Fuzzy510, was given many, many more times than my welcome speech.
However, you are right. Change is good.
Allow me to introduce to you my "new" welcome format. It's around the same thing, but everything, except the "spa" thing, will be different for each member.
For example:
Welcome!
Okay, enough beating-around-the-bush. Here's you room key, strategically located next to the picture of the one, lead squirrel. Also, here are your complimentary tickets to the monkey poo-flinging contest, your invitation to eat a banana, and you key to the super, secret...........etc.
Enjoy!
Better?
Ransac, cpa trash man