Hello, Just trying to meet some folks...

Discussion in 'New & Returning Members' started by menolikeygurus, Jun 21, 2001.

  1. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac snaps his fingers and a black bag appears around his shoulder.*

    I love doing that.

    *Ransac then pulls a parchment out of the bag.*

    Hmm, it says here that the "nickname speech", previously given by Zadok001 and Fuzzy510, was given many, many more times than my welcome speech.

    However, you are right. Change is good.

    Allow me to introduce to you my "new" welcome format. It's around the same thing, but everything, except the "spa" thing, will be different for each member.

    For example:


    Okay, enough beating-around-the-bush. Here's you room key, strategically located next to the picture of the one, lead squirrel. Also, here are your complimentary tickets to the monkey poo-flinging contest, your invitation to eat a banana, and you key to the super, secret...........etc.



    Ransac, cpa trash man
  2. Thallid Ice Cream Man 21sT CeNTuRy sChIZoId MaN

    Good, Ransac.

    Now stop saying "Qelcome." Only I am stupid and sane enough to say "Qelcome."
  3. Gerode Becoming a Lurker Again

    Welcome to the CPA!

    f3r3 the psychos!
  4. menolikeygurus CPA's Hot Dog Vender

    That is great ransac.

    btw...maraud...my weapon is..THE WALKER OF INTOLERANCE!

    got it from a fogey who couldnt tolerate me....
  5. TURD CUTTER!!! Mr. Happy

    TURD CUTTER!!!: Hi!
    *Everybody starts running away from TURD CUTTER!!!, screaming and kicking each other in the nuts*
    Was it something I said?
  6. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    Welcome to the CPA!
  7. tborren New Member

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  8. menolikeygurus CPA's Hot Dog Vender


    Welcome menolikeygurus!!

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