Hello, Just trying to meet some folks...

Discussion in 'New & Returning Members' started by menolikeygurus, Jun 21, 2001.

  1. menolikeygurus CPA's Hot Dog Vender


    this is my first time on these boards, but I have been posting on mtgnews.com for sometime, so hopefully it is similar here.

    Thanks for taking the time to read this.

  2. Jake74 King of Worthless Trivia

    Feel free to do just about anything you want here... find your spot and it will be great. :p

    These boards work the same as MTGNews, but "Life's better here"

    BTW, the other guys will try to scare you off... scare them back :p
  3. menolikeygurus CPA's Hot Dog Vender

    ok cool, I dont scare easily...unless its a bunny...those scare the crap out of me ;)
  4. maraud234 Sir Psycho Sexy

    You really don't have to worry about bunnies here. The things you have to watch out for are.....
    Appollo's hippos
    Ransac's midget porn
    My surfboard
    Dementia's chair
    Volrath's Bane's bed pan
    and the list goes on and on

    But I don't need to tell you that, considering you've already mastered the power of the smiles. :D :D :D :p
  5. menolikeygurus CPA's Hot Dog Vender

    well, i have a little knowledge under my belt as i have already experienced the bed pan (it wasnt empty) :(, and a chair slap to the back...thanks a lot dementia...:)
  6. Dementia CPA's Chair Wielding Maniac

    *Borrows the Bed Pan from Volrath's Bane*

    *Lobs the pan into the air then hits it with a baseball swing that sends the Ban flying straight for Men:eek:likeybedpan's face*

    Y:Du w:Dn't s;);)n......


    CPA's Chair Wielding Maniac
  7. menolikeygurus CPA's Hot Dog Vender

    hey now...that was uncalled for...I have been hit by that bedpan one too many times...

    dont make me bust out my crappy wooden stick that couldnt hurt anything even if i wanted it to....
  8. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

  9. Ransac CPA Trash Man


    Okay, enough monkey-talk. Here's your room key, strategically located next to the Theorgg's washroom. Also, here's your bunny slippers, your invitation to watch Fuzzy510 get poked, and you key to the super, secret administrative spa, where the midget porn is hidden underneath the drain in the jacuzzi.


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  10. maraud234 Sir Psycho Sexy

    Can I be the one who pokes Fuzzy this time?

    Did I already welcome you? I don't know, I have short term memory, ever since that rabid rabbit incident.
  11. JEBUS New Member

    Welcome, I used to frequent Mtgnews also but that place has gotten stale. Guess who I am...

    and everyone forgot about my tables and do not enter signs
  12. Thallid Ice Cream Man 21sT CeNTuRy sChIZoId MaN


    Your mission is surprisingly clear:

    Get Ransac to stop saying "Qelcome" and say "Welcome" like all the intelligent, insane people.
  13. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Qhat do you mean by that, T.I.C.M.??

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  14. menolikeygurus CPA's Hot Dog Vender

    well, i'm stupid and sane, and dont use q for w, so ransac must be mildly intelligent, with a borderling sanity problem.

    Ransac...do us a favor and either revise your invitation paragraph, or use a new one because I have been here 2 days and I already am tired of it. I apreciate the gesture, but hopefully you can see my point.

    Thank you for the welcomes, hopefully I will be able to settle in.

    Nice to see that you are still alive JEBUS...
  15. sageridder Legendary Cpa Member

    [color="336699"]Sageridder quietly slips menolikeygurus the famous aluminum foil protective headgear[/color]
    Pssst....(looks around) wear this otherwise they can read your mind.
  16. Volraths_bane Whirlwind of Bed Pan Justice

    You can wear one of my extra bed pans instead...its clean.**snickers**

    It is goor to see another familiar name around the boards..come to the Battle Arena and partake in the devastation..do some run ins if you want. :)
  17. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Hmm, invitation getting old? That's very discomforting. Let's try it this way.

    *Ransac re-welcomes menolikeygurus.*

    Welcome. Please watch the ceiling fan as it keeps falling down on you. Ah-HAH, here's your seat and you get a fish down your pants as well.

    Doesn't have a nice, consistent ring to it like the other one did.

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  18. Volraths_bane Whirlwind of Bed Pan Justice

    How about

    Weloome. Nice to have you aboard. **SNAP** Here is your room key, third door down, take a turn at lead statue of Dementia. Here is your room key. ignore the blood :). Inside you will find your complimentary fuzzy animal slippers, exploding chicken and bed pan. **SNAP** Here is the key to the super secret admininstrative spa...the porn is under the sink...but be careful. Choose a trademark weapon, you never know where you need it...and watch out for the bunnies, lead, rabid or otherwise...that's how your room came to be vacant ;).

  19. menolikeygurus CPA's Hot Dog Vender

    Dont take any offense to my thinking its old ransac, I may be wrong. Its just that, in my 2 days here i have seen it at least 5 times. That second one isnt half bad, and its new so its great :)

    Room vacant because of lead bunnies eh? well bunnies scare the bejebus out of me. doesnt matter what kind...its just something about that fur and their cuddliness....:shudders:
  20. maraud234 Sir Psycho Sexy

    Ransac's paragraph is old....... He's used it in every new members post so far. But you do need to chose a trademark weapon. Here are some idea's for inspiration.

    Ransac's fingers/blade of many words
    MY surfboard
    Dementia's chair
    Volrath's Bane's Bed Pan
    Prince RXI's dumb sword

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