I like pie. Even my subtitle says so. Launch pie attacks at me. Pie is good. Pie can't hurt me. Pie is my friend. Pie makes me full. I like apple pie, and peach pie, and cherry pie, and rhubarb pie, and chocolate pie, and blueberry pie, and pie a la mode...pie is good for you. Pie has Vitamin Pie. You should bake vitamins into a pie. Then people could just eat pie. Pie would be a good diet. I'd like to wake up to pie. Then I could eat pie before I went to bed. I could brush with pie toothpaste to get the taste of pie out of my mouth if I wanted to, but I wouldn't, because pie tastes good. Some people think that cow pies are pies, but they're not. I wouldn't eat cow pies. Cow pies probably contain diseases. If you get sick, you probably can't eat very much pie. I don't like being sick, but I do like pie. I like pie so much that it should be named the national bird. Eagle pie. Mmmm. I've never had eagle pie, but I bet it's good, because it's a form of pie. Pie is probably what God eats. He can probably have whatever kind of pie he wants, 'cause he's God. I bet he gets cranky if he doesn't get enough pie. All the wars and famines and earthquakes and Rosie O'Donnell are probably because God wasn't getting enough pie. Pie will save the world one day. They could have peace in the Middle East if they'd just have some pie. I bet they have Middle Eastern pie. I bet that pie isn't as good as our pie. Our pie is the best. Especially pumpkin pie. As good as pie is, pumpkin pie is the best. Pumpkin pie is so good that even God can't get it all the time. He has to save some in his freezer. I should save some pumpkin pie in my freezer next Thanksgiving. That's the best time of year 'cause I get pumpkin pie. Christmas is good too, but it doesn't always have pumpkin pie.
I like pie.
