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then you deside to take the game to a stupid, rundown aspect of a world in which you have given us six to seven years to build upon.
WHAT THE FUR!
And now... look at what your doing. Lets all just dump everything and take it to another "plane" of existence. That really peeves us off. How about bringing up the setting to something like shadowrun? (or something better) instead of this crap you pull with Karona (What in the hell were you guys drinking when you thought that up? Karona!) The last time we had something like this stupid nonsense was back when Mr. Urza "killed" his brother and became a planeswalker... Oh, your going to have your alcoholic lady shipping the whole dammed population off where?
Designer#1: Oh, the phyrexians were so good last block, why not send the junky lady off there?
Designer#2: I dont' know Red, the last block was full of them.
Nightstalkers: Shove your dumba** idea up your a** and get a better storyline!
Designer#2: What do you suggest Mr. Smarta**
Nightstalkers: Howabout some new crap like bringing EARTH into the game.
Designer#1: Don't be absurd, thats just a rip off of Poke'mon, or Digimon.
Nightstalkers: At least it would be an improvement from your lamea** excuse for stealing the idea of a design team long ago.
Nightstalkers Exit, enter Design head
Design Head: So, what have you come up with?
Designer#2: How about fusing two women into one which becomes a planeswalker and takes over other worlds?
Design Head: ...
Designer#2: ...
Designer#1: Bring players into the world by transporting the game to the real world somehow by landing all of the old characters in some poor nations backyard?
Design Head: Thats great!
Design Head: All in favor of the real world deal.
Design Team: Aye
Design Head: Hear that little Timmy? Get to work on five new sets and make sure they're better than the last block you made.
Timmy: Yessir, chief! (Translation: Please quit feeding me Ding-Dongs and chaining me into the closet to appease millions of people!)
Yippi Kay Yay MOTHER *****S!
WHAT THE FUR!
And now... look at what your doing. Lets all just dump everything and take it to another "plane" of existence. That really peeves us off. How about bringing up the setting to something like shadowrun? (or something better) instead of this crap you pull with Karona (What in the hell were you guys drinking when you thought that up? Karona!) The last time we had something like this stupid nonsense was back when Mr. Urza "killed" his brother and became a planeswalker... Oh, your going to have your alcoholic lady shipping the whole dammed population off where?
Designer#1: Oh, the phyrexians were so good last block, why not send the junky lady off there?
Designer#2: I dont' know Red, the last block was full of them.
Nightstalkers: Shove your dumba** idea up your a** and get a better storyline!
Designer#2: What do you suggest Mr. Smarta**
Nightstalkers: Howabout some new crap like bringing EARTH into the game.
Designer#1: Don't be absurd, thats just a rip off of Poke'mon, or Digimon.
Nightstalkers: At least it would be an improvement from your lamea** excuse for stealing the idea of a design team long ago.
Nightstalkers Exit, enter Design head
Design Head: So, what have you come up with?
Designer#2: How about fusing two women into one which becomes a planeswalker and takes over other worlds?
Design Head: ...
Designer#2: ...
Designer#1: Bring players into the world by transporting the game to the real world somehow by landing all of the old characters in some poor nations backyard?
Design Head: Thats great!
Design Head: All in favor of the real world deal.
Design Team: Aye
Design Head: Hear that little Timmy? Get to work on five new sets and make sure they're better than the last block you made.
Timmy: Yessir, chief! (Translation: Please quit feeding me Ding-Dongs and chaining me into the closet to appease millions of people!)
Yippi Kay Yay MOTHER *****S!
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