Wizards named this after me ya know
I'm still figuring out all the cool stuff to do with this card.
Blastoderm: Ha Ha Dementia your a little wussy how did I ever end up on your team.
Me: Come here Blasty I wanna show you somthin.
Blastoderm: What's that wussy.
Me: See that slab of rock over there, well I saw a weenie run by there and I know how you hate wee...
Blastoderm: I'm gonna get him........OUCH whats goin OOOOONNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Me: HEHE