I am the jewelry man, and I am inzane att nyght mozt of the tyme! I mizzpell thyngs onne purpose, it is funne!
Fear the shynie thyngs, for they are prettier than you!
But then, I am also prettier than you!
Nyahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vellcomme to the house of the mad and the unfortunately-stable.
Enjoy thyself.