Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by dw51688, Oct 11, 2000.

  1. Darsh Corrupt CPA Member

    He needs some cool tunes
    Not just any will suffice
    But they didn't have Ice Cube
    So he bought Vanilla Ice
    Now cruising in his Pinto, he sees homies as he pass
    But if he looks twice
    They're gonna kick his lily ass
  2. Zhaneel Resident Gryphon Queen

    Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs of the basement of the house half a block down the street fron Jerry's bait shop... yeah, you know the place... well, anyways, life was going swell and everything was juuuuust peachy!
  3. Darsh Corrupt CPA Member

    Except of course for the undeniable fact that single every morning my mom would fix me a big old bowl of Saurcraut for breakfast.

    It was driving me crazy!
  4. Zhaneel Resident Gryphon Queen

    I said to my mom, i said "what's with all the saurkraut!" and she looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train and leaned right down next to me and said "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!" and then she tied me to the wall and force-fed me nothing but saurkraut until I was 26 1/2 years old!
  5. ErinPuff Token Female

    That's when I swore that someday, someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical faraway place.. where the sun is always shinin' and the air smells like warm root beer, and the towels are oh-so-FLUFFY!
  6. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    You're not supposed to CONTINUE with the song lyrics; you're supposed to keep supplying new ones ;)

    "This here's a jam for all the fellas
    Tryin' to do what those ladies tell us
    Get shot down 'cause you're over-zealous
    Play hard to get - females get jealous"
  7. Almindhra Magic's Bitch

    "I like 'em real wow,
    B-Boy style by the mile,
    Dark black skin and a smile,
    Give me some fries with the shake-shake booty,
    If looks could kill you would be a nudy,
    Shot gun bang!
    Whats up with that thang?
    I want to know
    How does it -"

    Well I'll just end it right there...And I don't know if the words are that correct, but it doesn't matter...
  8. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    You seemed to have missed a couple

    "I like 'em real wild
    B-Boy style by the mile
    Smooth black skin with a smile
    Bright as the sun
    I wanna have some fun
    Come and give me some of that
    Yum, yum, chocolate chip
    Honey dip, can I get a scoop?
    baby take a ride in my coup
    You make me wanna..."


    Now here's mine

    "I went up to this girl
    She said, hi, my name is Sheena
    I thought she'd be good to go
    With a little FUNKY COLD MEDINA"
  9. Baskil CPA Member

    In the silence of a grave
    In the words of someone's hero
    A blue television screen
    Words don't mean anthing
    In this word factory
    Replacement parts are free
    Pictures of failed ideas
    Only took me fifteen years
  10. Thallid Ice Cream Man 21sT CeNTuRy sChIZoId MaN

    Let's bungle in the jungle
    Well that's alright by me
    'Cause I'm a tiger when I want love
    and I'm a snake when we disagree
    In the shuffling madness
    Locomotive breath
    Runs the all-time loser
    Headlong to his death

    Oh he feels the pistons scraping
    Steam braking at his brow
    And Charlie stole the handle
    And the train it won't stop going
    No way to slow down

    *Ian Anderson plays flute solo*
    Happy and I'm smiling
    Walk a mile to drink your water
    You know I love to love you
    And above you there's no other
    We'll go walking out
    While others shout aboard disaster
    Oh we won't give in
    Let's go living in the past

    I'm just sort of trying to annoy people :) :D :confused: :mad: ;) :eek: :shades:
  11. Thallid Ice Cream Man 21sT CeNTuRy sChIZoId MaN

    Dull as I've known
    Darker like red white or blue
    Cold is my touch
    Summons by name
    I am the overseer of the year
    Give this command
    To watch over our miserable sphere
    Fallen from grace
    To bring sun or rain
    Occasional porn from my oversight group
    Fire with my angels from a far better place
    Offering services for the saving of face
    And compare you may ask whether my
    All whom live in present times
    Whether been thy reconciliation
    Meanwhile back in the year 1
    When you belonged to no one
    It didn't stand a chance, son
    If your pants were undone
    Cause you were bred for humanity
    And sold to society
    One day you'll wake up -
    in the present day
    A million generations removed from expectations
    Of being who you really want to be -
    Skating away
    Skating away
    Skating away on the thin ice of a new day
    I gave a hint in my last post of what most of what I said was.

    I am probably one of about 37 people of my age who know this music
  12. arhar Member

    Spiderman: Manic Monday :)
    And the other one was that song by that chick in the 80's, I forgot her name :)

    Anyway, why don't you all read some REAL lyrics:

    Forging the future from the timeless stone
    Oh let me know how far I can go
    Answering the questions that no one ever asks
    Float through the sea of madness
    And face the everlasting task

    So lonely to wander
    So sad to be alone
    In the mist of the unknown
    Trying to fool myself with dreams that never come true
    So hard to stand my ground
    Never again will I fail
    Will you tell me not to wait
    Tell me to live for today

    As the flowers wither
    I will forget my pain
    Since the stars have shone
    The devil has shown me the way
  13. theorgg Slob

    They tell us that we lost our tails, evolving up
    from little snails. I say it's all just wind in sails!

  14. Namielus Phrexian Plaguelord

    Try this on for size!

    A, A
    L, L
    B, B
    U, U
    querque, querque!
  15. Zhaneel Resident Gryphon Queen

    albuquerque, albuquerque, albuquerque, albuquerque, albuquerque, albuquerque, albuquerque, albuquerque, albuquerque, albuquerque, albuquerque, albuquerque, albuquerque, aaaaaaaaaaalbuquerque!
  16. terzarima New Member

    You know I'd never been on a real airplane before and I got to tell you its really great, except that I had to sit sitting between two large albanian women with excruciatinly severe body odor, and the little kid at the back of me kept throwing up the whole time, the flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts, and the inflight move was bio-dome with pauly shore, and oh yeah. three of the engine burned out and we went in to a tail spin and crashed into a hillside, and the plane exploded in a giant fire ball and everybody deid, exept for me do you know why?

    Because I had my tray-table up and my seat back in the full up-right position
    had my tray-table up and my seat back in the full up-right position
    had my tray-table up and my seat back in the full up-right position
  17. Zhaneel Resident Gryphon Queen

    ah-ha ha ha, ha ha ha, haa...so i crawled from the twisted, burning wreckage. I crawled on my hands and knees for three straight days, draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag and my tenor saxaphone and my 12lb bowling bowl and my lucky-lucky-glow-in-the-dark-autographed-snorkel.
  18. terzarima New Member

    but finally I arrived at the world famous albequerque holiday inn!Where the towels are oh so fluffy!and you can eat you soup right out of the ash-trays if ya wanna, its okay they're clean. Well I checked into my room and I turned down the AC and turned on the spectrovision and I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow I like so very, very much when suddednly there is a knock on the door, well now who could that be I say "Who is it?" no answer "Who is it?" there's no answer "WHO IS IT?" "Im not saying anything" So finally I go over and open the door and just as I suspected its some big fat hermaphrodite with a flock of seagulls hair cut and only one nostril
  19. Darsh Corrupt CPA Member

    Oh, man, I hate it when I'm right. So, anyway, he bursts into my room, and he grabs my lucky snorkel, and I'm like, "Hey, you can't have that! That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me."
    And he's like, "Tough!"
    And I'm like, "Give it!"
    And he's like, "Make me!"
    And I'm like, "'kay!"
    So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus, and I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows, and I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation, yes indeed, you better believe it. And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook. And twenty seconds later, I heard a familiar voice. And you know what it said? I'll tell ya what it said!

    It said, "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again.
    If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator.
    If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again.
    If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator."
  20. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    arhar: I didn't know you were guessing my songs...

    The other one was "Bette Davis Eyes" by Kim Carnes.

    My next one:

    "Welcome to your life
    There's no turning back
    Even while we speak
    We will find you
    Acting on your best behavior
    Turn your back on Mother Nature..."

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