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[Darsh]

He needs some cool tunes
Not just any will suffice
But they didn't have Ice Cube
So he bought Vanilla Ice
Now cruising in his Pinto, he sees homies as he pass
But if he looks twice
They're gonna kick his lily ass

 

[Zhaneel]

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs of the basement of the house half a block down the street fron Jerry's bait shop... yeah, you know the place... well, anyways, life was going swell and everything was juuuuust peachy!

 

[Darsh]

Except of course for the undeniable fact that single every morning my mom would fix me a big old bowl of Saurcraut for breakfast.

BIG BOWL OF SAURCRAUT!
EVERY SINGLE MORNING!
It was driving me crazy!

 

[Zhaneel]

I said to my mom, i said "what's with all the saurkraut!" and she looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train and leaned right down next to me and said "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!" and then she tied me to the wall and force-fed me nothing but saurkraut until I was 26 1/2 years old!

 

[ErinPuff]

That's when I swore that someday, someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical faraway place.. where the sun is always shinin' and the air smells like warm root beer, and the towels are oh-so-FLUFFY!

 

[Spiderman]

You're not supposed to CONTINUE with the song lyrics; you're supposed to keep supplying new ones

"This here's a jam for all the fellas
Tryin' to do what those ladies tell us
Get shot down 'cause you're over-zealous
Play hard to get - females get jealous"

 

[Almindhra]

"I like 'em real wow,
B-Boy style by the mile,
Dark black skin and a smile,
Give me some fries with the shake-shake booty,
If looks could kill you would be a nudy,
Shot gun bang!
Whats up with that thang?
I want to know
How does it -"

Well I'll just end it right there...And I don't know if the words are that correct, but it doesn't matter...

 

[Spiderman]

You seemed to have missed a couple

"I like 'em real wild
B-Boy style by the mile
Smooth black skin with a smile
Bright as the sun
I wanna have some fun
Come and give me some of that
Yum, yum, chocolate chip
Honey dip, can I get a scoop?
baby take a ride in my coup
You make me wanna..."



Now here's mine

"I went up to this girl
She said, hi, my name is Sheena
I thought she'd be good to go
With a little FUNKY COLD MEDINA"

 

[Baskil]

In the silence of a grave
In the words of someone's hero
A blue television screen
Words don't mean anthing
In this word factory
Replacement parts are free
Pictures of failed ideas
Only took me fifteen years

 

[Thallid Ice Cream Man]

Let's bungle in the jungle
Well that's alright by me
'Cause I'm a tiger when I want love
and I'm a snake when we disagree
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In the shuffling madness
Locomotive breath
Runs the all-time loser
Headlong to his death

Oh he feels the pistons scraping
Steam braking at his brow
And Charlie stole the handle
And the train it won't stop going
No way to slow down

*Ian Anderson plays flute solo*
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Happy and I'm smiling
Walk a mile to drink your water
You know I love to love you
And above you there's no other
We'll go walking out
While others shout aboard disaster
Oh we won't give in
Let's go living in the past



I'm just sort of trying to annoy people :shades:

 

[Thallid Ice Cream Man]

Dull as I've known
Darker like red white or blue
Cold is my touch
Freezing
Summons by name
I am the overseer of the year
Overseer
Give this command
To watch over our miserable sphere
Fallen from grace
Fallen
To bring sun or rain
Occasional porn from my oversight group
Overseer!
Fire with my angels from a far better place
Offering services for the saving of face
And compare you may ask whether my
All whom live in present times
Whether been thy reconciliation
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Meanwhile back in the year 1
When you belonged to no one
It didn't stand a chance, son
If your pants were undone
Cause you were bred for humanity
And sold to society
One day you'll wake up -
in the present day
A million generations removed from expectations
Of being who you really want to be -
Skating away
Skating away
Skating away on the thin ice of a new day
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I gave a hint in my last post of what most of what I said was.

I am probably one of about 37 people of my age who know this music

 

[arhar]

Spiderman: Manic Monday
And the other one was that song by that chick in the 80's, I forgot her name

Anyway, why don't you all read some REAL lyrics:

Forging the future from the timeless stone
Oh let me know how far I can go
Answering the questions that no one ever asks
Float through the sea of madness
And face the everlasting task

So lonely to wander
So sad to be alone
In the mist of the unknown
Trying to fool myself with dreams that never come true
So hard to stand my ground
Never again will I fail
Will you tell me not to wait
Tell me to live for today

As the flowers wither
I will forget my pain
Since the stars have shone
The devil has shown me the way

 

[theorgg]

They tell us that we lost our tails, evolving up
from little snails. I say it's all just wind in sails!

ARE WE NOT MEN?
D-E-V-O
ARE WE NOT MEN?
D-E-V-O
ARE WE NOT PIMPS?
D-E-V-OH!

 

[Namielus]

Try this on for size!

A, A
L, L
B, B
U, U
querque, querque!

 

[Zhaneel]

albuquerque, albuquerque, albuquerque, albuquerque, albuquerque, albuquerque, albuquerque, albuquerque, albuquerque, albuquerque, albuquerque, albuquerque, albuquerque, aaaaaaaaaaalbuquerque!

 

[terzarima]

You know I'd never been on a real airplane before and I got to tell you its really great, except that I had to sit sitting between two large albanian women with excruciatinly severe body odor, and the little kid at the back of me kept throwing up the whole time, the flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts, and the inflight move was bio-dome with pauly shore, and oh yeah. three of the engine burned out and we went in to a tail spin and crashed into a hillside, and the plane exploded in a giant fire ball and everybody deid, exept for me do you know why?

Because I had my tray-table up and my seat back in the full up-right position
had my tray-table up and my seat back in the full up-right position
had my tray-table up and my seat back in the full up-right position

 

[Zhaneel]

ah-ha ha ha, ha ha ha, haa...so i crawled from the twisted, burning wreckage. I crawled on my hands and knees for three straight days, draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag and my tenor saxaphone and my 12lb bowling bowl and my lucky-lucky-glow-in-the-dark-autographed-snorkel.

 

[terzarima]

but finally I arrived at the world famous albequerque holiday inn!Where the towels are oh so fluffy!and you can eat you soup right out of the ash-trays if ya wanna, its okay they're clean. Well I checked into my room and I turned down the AC and turned on the spectrovision and I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow I like so very, very much when suddednly there is a knock on the door, well now who could that be I say "Who is it?" no answer "Who is it?" there's no answer "WHO IS IT?" "Im not saying anything" So finally I go over and open the door and just as I suspected its some big fat hermaphrodite with a flock of seagulls hair cut and only one nostril

 

[Darsh]

Oh, man, I hate it when I'm right. So, anyway, he bursts into my room, and he grabs my lucky snorkel, and I'm like, "Hey, you can't have that! That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me."
And he's like, "Tough!"
And I'm like, "Give it!"
And he's like, "Make me!"
And I'm like, "'kay!"
So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus, and I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows, and I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation, yes indeed, you better believe it. And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook. And twenty seconds later, I heard a familiar voice. And you know what it said? I'll tell ya what it said!

It said, "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again.
If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator.
If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again.
If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator."

 

[Spiderman]

arhar: I didn't know you were guessing my songs...

The other one was "Bette Davis Eyes" by Kim Carnes.

My next one:

"Welcome to your life
There's no turning back
Even while we speak
We will find you
Acting on your best behavior
Turn your back on Mother Nature..."