DUke

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by dw51688, Oct 11, 2000.

  1. dw51688 The Mad Scientist

    (Darth Vader type voice): DUke, I am your father!





    ..."Wow, I wasn't expecting that"...

    ..."That was a little more than I wanted to know"...

    ..."They don't look related"...

    ..."I wonder who my father is :("...

    ..."WOW! WHO WOULD'VE EXPECTED?"...

    ..."hmmm, I'll have to sleep on this one"...

    ..."Is my hair alright? OWWWW! Oh yeah, um didn't see that one coming!"...
  2. Darsh Corrupt CPA Member

    Sigh.... Dw has finally gone off the deep end,:( Poor little psychopath.
  3. Jaws10387 Hiding

    DUke is gonna kill you for this.
  4. dw51688 The Mad Scientist

    I was bored!
  5. Namielus Phrexian Plaguelord

    Hey dw welcome to the club! there is free hair gel for joining, that makes it all worth it for me...
  6. Darsh Corrupt CPA Member

    Lets all make up a song, it's easy you just take a few lines from a song and post it, then another person posts a few lines of a different song and when it's done we'll have a really weird song.
    (I know it's strange, but I'm really bored)

    Isn't it strange? Feels like I'm looking in the mirrior. What would people say, if only they knew that I was part of some genetists plan, born to be a carbon-copy man?
  7. Jaws10387 Hiding

    Dennis doesn't need hair gel. He has a fro.
  8. dw51688 The Mad Scientist

    . Actually I do use hair gel, like lots of it. But it doesn’t stay!
  9. Namielus Phrexian Plaguelord

    Hsard : Hey you didn't make that, its a weird al song!!!!

    Dw: Your name is dennis, sorry.

    Jaws : don't let any one know but I like to set the gel on fire and throw it at things, wereing it is dumb.
  10. DÛke Memento Mori

    You should be ashamed of yourself...
    If YOU'RE my father, than HOW come you let me "slave" you around? How come you let me make fun of YOU? HUH? HUH? FATHER?

    You who's father you will be Dw? Nevermind, YOU DON'T WANT ME TO TELL you...

    WHY did you pick me?
    Why don't you PM me?
    Are you scarred of me Dw?
    Are you?
    Are you?
    Why would you be scarred?
    I thought I was your "eternal friend" OR DID something happen THAT you don't want ME to know about? HUH? HUH? TELL ME? NOT like I can't freaking know just by thinking about it, NOT that I DON'T already know, but I'M waiting to see HOW LONG it takes you to realize that I KNOW....

    TELL ME...
  11. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    "Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming, Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running, Didn't make sense not to live for fun, Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb"
  12. Almindhra Magic's Bitch

    "You put the lime in the coconut and put 'em both together...You put the lime in the coconut and then you feel better...You put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em both up...You put the lime in the coconut and call me in the morning"...
  13. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    "Blue canary in the outlet by the lightswitch, Who watches over you, make a little birdhouse in your soul..."
  14. Griffith_se Queen of the Sub-Optimal

    He bag production
    He got walrus gumboot
    He got Ono side board
    He one spinal cracker
    He got feet down below his knee
    Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease
  15. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    "Jessie is a friend, Yes he's been a good friend of mine, But lately something's changed, And it's hard to define, Jessie's got himself a girl, And I want to make her mine"
  16. Griffith_se Queen of the Sub-Optimal

    And now you find yourself in '82
    The disco hot spots hold no charm for you
    You can concern yourself with bigger things
    You catch a pearl and ride the dragon's wings
  17. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    You might think I'm crazy
    To hang around with you
    Maybe you think I'm lucky
    To have something to do
  18. Baskil CPA Member

    The girl offered me a pocket sized sun
    I beheld it's innocent smile
    She said"if you wanna have fun
    It'll take you to heaven for a while"
  19. Cateran Emperor Passed On

    Um, right... I'm not even going to ASK how far off the edge dw just jumped...

    Anybody got a bungee cord? :D
  20. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    Oooo, baby, do you know what that's worth?
    Oooo, heaven is a place on earth
    They say that in heaven, love comes first
    We'll make heaven a place on earth

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