Dear Mr President...

Discussion in 'Battle Arena' started by dw51688, Oct 21, 2000.

  1. Multani Treetrunk Guy

    I'm not Dw's buddy, I'm simply one of his more trusted assosiates and allies.
    Also, I just don't like you, which is why I teamed up with him.
    I usually handle annoyances solo, but your such an idiot, I decided to let Dw take the pleasure of boring you to death.
    -----------(22)----------> DUke

    Chunk that down your oversized mouth.
    As for Clinton

    ----------(23)-----------> Bill Clinton
    Anarchy! :D
  2. nodnarb24 Supreme Overlord/The Rat King

    YEA!!! BILL CLINTON IS DEAD!!! Thanks Multani, I've been trying to get rid of him for years. Did you know it was a crime to sneak into the White House and attempt to kill Bill? Those damn secret service...
  3. Multani Treetrunk Guy

    (Multani points to a littered field of dead, smashed, bashed, black bodies, all strangely who are holding 9mm weapons.) :D
  4. MrXarvox The Prettiest Man Alive

    Why anarchy when you can have ME as your ruler?
    Why, I'll stabilize the economy! I'll cut taxes! I'll zap all the puny mortals! What's not to love about Xarvox for President!

    Hey Multani, nice job. Now I don't have to waste the energy destroying those meddling secret service buggers.

    [Edited by MrXarvox on 10-21-00 at 10:18 PM]
  5. Multani Treetrunk Guy

    (Multani pushes Mr.X into an interdimensional portal. (courtesy of H. Mage))

    I haaaaaatttttteeeeee politicians. :mad:
  6. Darsh Corrupt CPA Member

    Another one bites the dust
    Another one bites the dust
    And another one gone, and another one gone
    Another one bites the dust
    Hey, gonna get you too
    Another one bites the dust

    And now Ebonified, with thanks to Dw.

    Another one bites da dust
    Another one bites da dust
    And another one gone, an' another one gone
    Another one bites da dust
    Hey, gonna git ya too
    Another one bites da dust what 'chew trippin foo'
  7. MrXarvox The Prettiest Man Alive

    I'm an interdimenional deity... Portals are useless on me.. I'm already God-Emperor of Xarvoxia, why would I want to rule a crummy li'l dirtball like this one?
    nah, that was just a joke.
    >piff< oh there goes the U.S. Government...
    won't this be fun to watch...
  8. DÛke Memento Mori

    Why thanks Multani, you're so nice.
    I just don't like you too, which is EXACTLY why I dislike Dw.
    I usually handle idiots solo, but your such an IDIOT, I decided to punish Dw with you, since you're "absent" all the time.

    Oh, and about letting Dw "boring" me to death, HE'S doing a good job at it. He's a very boring person, I understand. The problem, WHILE he was TRYING SO HARD to bore ME to death, he bored HIMSELF to sleep, forever. Idiotic, huh?
  9. Multani Treetrunk Guy

    (Multani throws DUke out into space and into the sun.)
    I know you can't die, I'll just make you suffer from intense heat, and freezing cold.

    "Joy to the world, DUke is dead."
    "I burned his head away..."
    "What happened to his body?"
    "I froze it potty."
    "And around round round he goes."
    "And around round round he goes."

  10. Duel Has Less Posts Than Spiderman

    Ahh, I haven't heard that in, like, 7 years! How cool is that!

    "Only on a magic website...."
  11. Darsh Corrupt CPA Member

    Not quiet right Multani.

    "Joy to the world, DUke is dead."
    "I burned away his head"
    "What happened to his body?"
    "I flushed it down potty."
    "And around round round he goes."
    "And around round round he goes."


    Very close though.
  12. DÛke Memento Mori

    ...Even your strongest comebacks are as thin as the air itself, if not thinner...


    ...Why can't I have a real challenge?
  13. dw51688 The Mad Scientist


    When will you learn DUke? When?
  14. Multani Treetrunk Guy

    To make this a little more fun, let us not just use weapons of mass destuction.
    That would take the fun out of it.
    (With that Multani Ion Cannons the White House, demolishing it.)
    I've always wanted to do that. :D
  15. The Raven New Member

    [me]sets up a pipe leading from the gas company to the IRS building. He then gets his trusty flame thrower and shoots the gas filled building.[/me]

    Fire is cool.
  16. MrXarvox The Prettiest Man Alive

    Who needs weapons of mass destruction when you can just sort of make things go piff?
    Oh well, I'll limit myself and stick to the blowing things to bits manually.
    >replaces all the presidential bathing instruments with ones made of potassium metal<
    That will be fun to watch.
  17. DÛke Memento Mori

    ...for a second there I thought you were going to be cool and actully SAY something, but NA, you are "blowing" or whatever stuff, again, like it matters...

  18. Namielus Phrexian Plaguelord

    What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

    One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with....The other is used to carry groceries.
  19. Sleepy Narcoleptic CPA Member

    he did say something just not to you! I think your being ignored!

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