A
arhar
Guest
or Battle for Evincardom: How it could've been if they'd let me write it.
Warning: Blue mages and other easily offendable persons will probably consider this post really immature and childish.
---------------------------------------------
Setting: Crovax and Ertai are circling around the flowstone chamber, Crovax wielding his huge battle axe, and Ertai his staff.
Ertai: So this what all comes down to, huh, you huge fu[bleep]cking idiot? Do you actually think that after you beat me, IF you beat me, you'll be allowed to run things your way in Rath? NO!!
Crovax: (after thinking for a while) Shut up, little bitch! (swinging his axe)
Ertai: (dodging the blade) Um, thanks, but NO! Was THAT it?
Crovax: Oooh, I see that you're never tired of those stupid blue lines, huh? I'll TERROR you, PUNK!!!
Ertai: Um.. NO! Counterspell.
Crovax: What? You're daring to counter MY spells???!!?
Ertai: Actually, this was aimed at Volrath, who's standing behind your back.
Crovax turns around.
Ertai: A-HAHHAHA!!! FOOLED YOU!! You Toppled Volrath a week ago, don't you remember, FOOL? While you're away, I'll quickly Whispers with a buyback. And kick you in the ass for that, too!
Crovax: Carrion! Keep away! My blade will come to you!!! RRRRRR... While you're tapped out, I'll DARK BANISHING you, Ignorant Fool!!! Die, you measly 1/1!!!!
Ertai: Umm... NO!! Force of will it, dumb [bleep]!! I'll remove "Capsize" from the game to pay for it.
Crovax: Grrrrr... How about.. HAND OF DEATH???
Ertai: Huh? What expansion is that from?
Crovax: HAHAHAHA!! I knew it! You arrogant fool don't even know what Portal is. Counter THIS, biaaaaatch!
Ertai: Uh.. ohh.. so long, Hasran Ogress, love of my life... (dies)
Crovax: Things are gonna change around here.
Warning: Blue mages and other easily offendable persons will probably consider this post really immature and childish.
---------------------------------------------
Setting: Crovax and Ertai are circling around the flowstone chamber, Crovax wielding his huge battle axe, and Ertai his staff.
Ertai: So this what all comes down to, huh, you huge fu[bleep]cking idiot? Do you actually think that after you beat me, IF you beat me, you'll be allowed to run things your way in Rath? NO!!
Crovax: (after thinking for a while) Shut up, little bitch! (swinging his axe)
Ertai: (dodging the blade) Um, thanks, but NO! Was THAT it?
Crovax: Oooh, I see that you're never tired of those stupid blue lines, huh? I'll TERROR you, PUNK!!!
Ertai: Um.. NO! Counterspell.
Crovax: What? You're daring to counter MY spells???!!?
Ertai: Actually, this was aimed at Volrath, who's standing behind your back.
Crovax turns around.
Ertai: A-HAHHAHA!!! FOOLED YOU!! You Toppled Volrath a week ago, don't you remember, FOOL? While you're away, I'll quickly Whispers with a buyback. And kick you in the ass for that, too!
Crovax: Carrion! Keep away! My blade will come to you!!! RRRRRR... While you're tapped out, I'll DARK BANISHING you, Ignorant Fool!!! Die, you measly 1/1!!!!
Ertai: Umm... NO!! Force of will it, dumb [bleep]!! I'll remove "Capsize" from the game to pay for it.
Crovax: Grrrrr... How about.. HAND OF DEATH???
Ertai: Huh? What expansion is that from?
Crovax: HAHAHAHA!! I knew it! You arrogant fool don't even know what Portal is. Counter THIS, biaaaaatch!
Ertai: Uh.. ohh.. so long, Hasran Ogress, love of my life... (dies)
Crovax: Things are gonna change around here.