CPW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: Ransac and AzrealTheSoulmaster vs. Volraths_Bane and ElGato

Discussion in 'Battle Arena' started by Ransac, Apr 6, 2002.

  1. Volraths_bane Whirlwind of Bed Pan Justice

    Magic eh?

    **Bane slowly starts to get up, Ransac still kicking him. Bane draws his hands to his chest and then thrusts them out towards Ransac's face. A bright burst of light blasts in Ransac's face, blinding him. Bane takes advantage with a boot to Ransac's abdomen. Bane sets him up for what looks like is gonna be a Double Underhook Suplex, but instead picks Ransac up in this position so he is completely inverted. Bane then falls to a seated position...hitting his pattented Double Arm Piledriver.**
  2. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    No. Not magic. Gimmick.


    *Ransac stands up after the piledriver because, fortunately for Ransac, the move only attacks the head, and we all know, Ransac has no brain.*


    Another gimmick.

    *Ransac smiles at this. VB punches Ransac in the face. Ransac then flies to his corner, causing a tag between himself and Azreal.*


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  3. Azreal the Soulmaster Sorrow's Rhapsody

    *Azreal jumps over the ropes, and sends a yo-yo right in VB's face

    HAH! I never could master a yo-yo but they do hurt like hell when smashed into your face

    *Azreal ties VB up with the yo-yo string and smashes him upside the head with a giant cudgel........that just happened to be lying around.
  4. Volraths_bane Whirlwind of Bed Pan Justice

    **As VB lies on the mat with his hands tied to his side, he flashes back to Ken Shamrocks famous straightjacket match and draws inspiration. As Azreal stands above him, VB puts his feet on either side of Azreal's feet and then rolls sideways, puting a drop toehold on him and sending him falling face first into the mat. VB then kicks to his feet. VB lands a strong kick to a rising Azreals feet, and then one to his abdomen. Then he goes down on his back and locks Azreal in a leg lock chokehold.**
  5. Azreal the Soulmaster Sorrow's Rhapsody

    MY KIDNEY!!!!!!..........no wait.....MY LIVER!!!!!!!

    *As Azreal struggles for air.....he slams his head into VB's testicles, and as VB cries in pain, Azreal crawls over to Ransac and tags him
  6. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac, who just put his teeth back in place, enters the ring and taunts the obviously inferior wrestler, VB. Ransac then puts the crippler cross-face on VB.*



    TAP, YOU PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!!!




    Ransac, cpa trash man
  7. ElGato New Member

    [just a note that I am back]
  8. Volraths_bane Whirlwind of Bed Pan Justice

    **VB struggles in pain as Ransac yanks back on his head. He want to reach for a rope...but his hands were still tied to his side. He tries to get his foot on the rope but he just can't reach. Suddenly he feels something hit his foot and the pressure is gone. He rolls on his back to see ElGato, who had reached as far as he could and tagged his outstretched foot to tag in. ElGato had jumped into the ring and was now laying the smacketh down on Ransac. Gato whipped Ransac into the corner...and doing what he could, Bane crawled in front of Ransac and arched his back...just barely allowing Random to hit the Poetry in Motion on Ransac. Bane then rolled out of the ring and to his pack, where he stared cutting his bonds with the jagged metal spine of Nameilius.**
  9. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *ElGato whips Ransac into the another corner, but Ransac flips over the turnbuckle Ric Flair Style. Ransac then walks to the middle of the apron and just as ElGato turns around, Ransac flips over the Ropes and delivers a Money Flip(flipping clothesline) to ElGato. Ransac then crawls to his corner and makes a tag to Azreal.*


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  10. Azreal the Soulmaster Sorrow's Rhapsody

    *Azreal flaps his wings and dives into ElGato, delivering a elbow right to his face. Azreal then takes out a lawn gnome, and begins to pummel ElGato.
  11. Volraths_bane Whirlwind of Bed Pan Justice

    Come on Gato...it's bag o tricks time!!!
  12. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *While getting pummeled, ElGato is frantically searching for his bag o' tricks.*



    Heh-heh-heh.

    *Ransac shows the audience that he has hidden the bag o' tricks in the rectal cavity of John Madden.*


    Heh-heh-heh.


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  13. Volraths_bane Whirlwind of Bed Pan Justice

    Son of a!!!

    **VB runs charges around the ring and hits Ransac in the head with a flying strike with a lead rabbit. He then he slaps Ransac's postrerior. The universe inverts and Gato's Bag O Tricks switches places with the Bag O Explosives that Supermouse had given Bane and he had been keeping in his bag. VB then runs back and tosses the Bag O Tricks to Gato who catches it with a strong grip**

    BOOOM!!!!!!!!!!

    Poor poor John Madden :(
  14. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Pure brilliance!



    *Ransac regains consciousness and pouts over the fact that VB hit him with the weapon Ransac made famous in the Battle Arena: the lead rabbit. Ransac then notices how all this stuff happened while Azreal is beating on ElGato with a Lawn Gnome. Ransac then runs over to VB and bites his ankle and continues doing so until Azreal and ElGato do something (hint-hint).*


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  15. Azreal the Soulmaster Sorrow's Rhapsody

    *Azreal grabs ElGato's legs and uses them to tie ElGato to the turnbuckle, then Azreal grabs his mighty Lawn gnome and smacks VB upside the head with it knocking him unconcious.

    MUAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!(insert move evil laughter......um........................no.........yeah right here--->.)

    *Azreal throws the lawn gnome away and picks up VB and begins to smack ElGato with VB....issuing a tag between them in the process.
  16. ElGato New Member

    ElGato reaches over and slapps Bane's back, tagging himself back in.

    The Master of Tricks tosses Azreal a big lollypop to distract him, then pulls a giant yellow button out of his Giant Bag O' Tricks, which he presses with Ransac's head.

    The area is suddenly transformed into a giant city, filled with cars and tall buildings and an odd feeling like everything
    is drawn with ink. Bane and Gato stand on the top of one building, dressed in really cool outfits, as are Ransac and Azreal from way over on their building.

    Bane, you are the Green Bantern. Ransac, you are Ragnito. Azreal, you are Doctor Aztopus. I am Gatbit.

    Gatbit, giddy with power, starts causing random things to blow up.
  17. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac, er, Ragnito realizes that he has gained the ability to control all rags.*



    TAKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    *Ransac summon four rags to fly up and continuously slap each cheek of his opponents.*


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  18. Volraths_bane Whirlwind of Bed Pan Justice

    (Gee...I hope he doesn't ralize he can control magentizable metal for awhile...I don't really mind the rag.)

    **Green Bantern, seeing Ransac attack and realized there is no ring to tag into, uses his Bantern Ring to create a giant glowing green mallet which he raises up and starts to bring down on Ragneto**

    And you thought Valhalla was bad...WHACK-A-MOLE TIME!!!!
  19. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac uses the power of the rags to save him(don't ask how). Ransac then reads VB's previous post.*

    Power over magnetized metal? What good is that? Who'd want that power when I can control rags?


    *Ransac shrugs his shoulders. The sudden movement of his body causes a steel construction site to fall down.*


    Okay, I'll give it a shot.


    *Ransac creates a giant steel version of VB's big hammer.*


    Time to lock, um, hammers.



    Ransac, cpa trash man
  20. Volraths_bane Whirlwind of Bed Pan Justice

    **To make sense we will say the rags wrapped around you and flew you into the air out of the way of the hammer. But please don't just say "I escape that somehow" anymore...that is the challenge of battling**


    A duel then? So be it!

    **Green Bantern takes the energy hammer and swings it at Ragneto. Ragneto parrys with his own hammer. The two repeat this process for an inordinate amount of time wasting comic book reader's money by stretching it out over 3 issues. Getting fired of this, Bantern dissipates the hammer and creates and gaint forcefeild around just him and Ragneto and a hundred feet of city street with the hammer stuck outside. Bantern then creates a regular sized energy sword and sheild.**

    :)

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