B
Bob
Guest
You talk to me a lot on AIM, but you forget ALL about me...
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Istanbul
Guest
Ahem.
Can't believe you forgot me, Duke.
I'm (morbidly) curious what you'll make my card do.
Can't believe you forgot me, Duke.
I'm (morbidly) curious what you'll make my card do.
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Yawgmoth
Guest
I can't wate to see me.
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DÛke
Guest
...
I don't know if you guys have known this or not, but some of the cards I make represent more than just what they seem. Some cards have hidden things about the CPA member they (probably) represent. Look deeper into the cards (even if it has another CPA member's name or no members name at all), you just might find yourself in there...
Zadok - I am evil. No need to be joking about it.
Bob - Give me time to know you better.
Istanbul - I don't know where to start with your card (IIS&G)...
Yawgmoth - I don't even know you.
Ransac - Give me time.
I don't know if you guys have known this or not, but some of the cards I make represent more than just what they seem. Some cards have hidden things about the CPA member they (probably) represent. Look deeper into the cards (even if it has another CPA member's name or no members name at all), you just might find yourself in there...
Zadok - I am evil. No need to be joking about it.
Bob - Give me time to know you better.
Istanbul - I don't know where to start with your card (IIS&G)...
Yawgmoth - I don't even know you.
Ransac - Give me time.
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Istanbul
Guest
I was right with you until IIS&G. Once more, in English?
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DÛke
Guest
...it's nothing. I thought you'd get it right off the bat.
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Turtlewax Joe
Guest
HUM HUM! and me?
F
fuzzy510
Guest
Hey, that rhymes!
Seriously joking, nobdy likes you. Didn't you know?
Seriously joking, nobdy likes you. Didn't you know?
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DÛke
Guest
...I vaguly promised, everyone will eventually be a card. Whether it's now, later, or whenever. I don't make these cards by myself, I just let the muse whisper into me whatever she brings...the matter is not in my hand.
Anyway...
Nodnarbism (1BG)
Enchant- Creature
Enchanted creature gains +3/+2.
Sacrifice Nodnarbism: search your library for a creature card and put it into your hand. Shuffle your library. If that creature is a Rat, you may put it into play instead.
Wrath Upon the Sleepy (2WW)
Enchantment
At the end of the turn, destroy all creatures that didn't attack, block, or use any abilities requiring an activiasion cost.
Yellowjacket's Signature (GWU)
Sorcery
Destroy all Red and Black permanents.
"Mean people SUCK!" - Yellowjacket's Signature.
Chaos Turtle's Older Signature (2U)
Sorcery
Look at the top 3 cards of target opponent's library, and put them back in any order. That opponent guesses which order you put the cards in. If he or she is right, he or she draws 3 cards. If he or she is wrong, you draw 3 cards. If at any time it is discovered that he or she got them right, but you denied him or her, he or she wins the game.
"THINK, and impress us all." - Chaos Turtle's older signature.
Dementia's Chair (4)
Legendary Artifact
1, Tap: WHAM! Target creature, meaning put a SLAM! counter on it.
1, Tap: Tap target creature and BOOM! it, meaning deal X damage to it where X is the number of SLAM! counter on that creature. If that creature has been WHAMed! 3 or more times, meaning it has 3 or more SLAM! counters on it,
KABOOM! that creature, meaning destroy it. It's BAMMED!, meaning it can't regenerate.
The One THIKING He|She is Everything (2BR)
Creature - Mr.|Ms. Perfect
B, Tap: ~this~ tells target creatures everything it
wants to hear in order to confuse it and manupilate it. Basically,
put a WHAT!? counter on that creature.
R, Tap: Target creature with a WHAT!? counter on it deals an amount of damage equal to its power to another target creature and to itself. Remove the WHAT!? counter from that creature.
2/2
"First: confusion. Second: manupilation. Third and certainly last: Assassination..." - A subtle refrence.
I'm Sorry Thallid Ice Cream Dude (3UB)
Enchant Creature
B: Enchanted creature gains +1/+1 until end of the turn.
B: Enchanted creature gains -1/-1 until end of the turn.
B: Regenerate enchanted creature.
B: Enchanted creature deals 1 damage to all creatures and players.
U: Enchanted creature gains Flying until end of the turn.
U: Enchanted creature can't be the target of spells or abilities until end of the turn.
U: Tap or Untap enchanted creature.
U: Enchanted creature becomes of the color of your choice until end of the turn.
"Here's something for you FOR NOW...you can make your own creature with it." - Me.
Here's a split card:
I LIKE [CPA member here] (1W) / I DISLIKE [CPA member here] (1B)
Instant/Instant
I LIKE: Name a creature. ALL copies of that creature gain +2/+2 until end of the turn.
I DISLIKE: Name a creature. ALL copies of that creature gain -2/-2 until end of the turn.
"Evil card. Evil, evil card. Nothing as evil as the next card..." - Me.
Divine Trinity (W)
Creature - Trinity Legend
As an additional cost to play Divine Trinity, tap 3 untapped creature Legends you control.
Legends you control can't be the target of spells or abilities.
3/3
"I'm comin' outta the dark and sayin' exactly what I think...Zadok, Namielus, and Duel are the same person. No joke.", DÛke said.
"I'd like to state quite clearly and openly that we are, indeed, three separate human beings. I am not Namielus, as evidenced by our completely different grammatical choices. And I'm definately not Duel! You need only look so far as to our articles to prove THAT. Ertai, well, that's another matter." Zadok justified.(J/K Zadok.)
...and I think I'm gonna have fun making split cards of the CPA members. So many combinations out there. Haha! So many evil ideas...so no little time...
Next time, these ideas may become of existance:
Fuzzy TOKEN/Joe TOKEN
Whimsy's HIP/Spidey's HOP
One-sided, Closed-minded, Completely Pathetic Argument
Ura's PM
FoR's PM
Apollo's GONE!
Darsh, The 100% Corrupted
S'Cigam: Fee Male "WOF WOF, BARK BARK"
And...hopefully more. Wait, just looking back at this list, I already see few that maybe gone.
Anyway...
Nodnarbism (1BG)
Enchant- Creature
Enchanted creature gains +3/+2.
Sacrifice Nodnarbism: search your library for a creature card and put it into your hand. Shuffle your library. If that creature is a Rat, you may put it into play instead.
Wrath Upon the Sleepy (2WW)
Enchantment
At the end of the turn, destroy all creatures that didn't attack, block, or use any abilities requiring an activiasion cost.
Yellowjacket's Signature (GWU)
Sorcery
Destroy all Red and Black permanents.
"Mean people SUCK!" - Yellowjacket's Signature.
Chaos Turtle's Older Signature (2U)
Sorcery
Look at the top 3 cards of target opponent's library, and put them back in any order. That opponent guesses which order you put the cards in. If he or she is right, he or she draws 3 cards. If he or she is wrong, you draw 3 cards. If at any time it is discovered that he or she got them right, but you denied him or her, he or she wins the game.
"THINK, and impress us all." - Chaos Turtle's older signature.
Dementia's Chair (4)
Legendary Artifact
1, Tap: WHAM! Target creature, meaning put a SLAM! counter on it.
1, Tap: Tap target creature and BOOM! it, meaning deal X damage to it where X is the number of SLAM! counter on that creature. If that creature has been WHAMed! 3 or more times, meaning it has 3 or more SLAM! counters on it,
KABOOM! that creature, meaning destroy it. It's BAMMED!, meaning it can't regenerate.
The One THIKING He|She is Everything (2BR)
Creature - Mr.|Ms. Perfect
B, Tap: ~this~ tells target creatures everything it
wants to hear in order to confuse it and manupilate it. Basically,
put a WHAT!? counter on that creature.
R, Tap: Target creature with a WHAT!? counter on it deals an amount of damage equal to its power to another target creature and to itself. Remove the WHAT!? counter from that creature.
2/2
"First: confusion. Second: manupilation. Third and certainly last: Assassination..." - A subtle refrence.
I'm Sorry Thallid Ice Cream Dude (3UB)
Enchant Creature
B: Enchanted creature gains +1/+1 until end of the turn.
B: Enchanted creature gains -1/-1 until end of the turn.
B: Regenerate enchanted creature.
B: Enchanted creature deals 1 damage to all creatures and players.
U: Enchanted creature gains Flying until end of the turn.
U: Enchanted creature can't be the target of spells or abilities until end of the turn.
U: Tap or Untap enchanted creature.
U: Enchanted creature becomes of the color of your choice until end of the turn.
"Here's something for you FOR NOW...you can make your own creature with it." - Me.
Here's a split card:
I LIKE [CPA member here] (1W) / I DISLIKE [CPA member here] (1B)
Instant/Instant
I LIKE: Name a creature. ALL copies of that creature gain +2/+2 until end of the turn.
I DISLIKE: Name a creature. ALL copies of that creature gain -2/-2 until end of the turn.
"Evil card. Evil, evil card. Nothing as evil as the next card..." - Me.
Divine Trinity (W)
Creature - Trinity Legend
As an additional cost to play Divine Trinity, tap 3 untapped creature Legends you control.
Legends you control can't be the target of spells or abilities.
3/3
"I'm comin' outta the dark and sayin' exactly what I think...Zadok, Namielus, and Duel are the same person. No joke.", DÛke said.
"I'd like to state quite clearly and openly that we are, indeed, three separate human beings. I am not Namielus, as evidenced by our completely different grammatical choices. And I'm definately not Duel! You need only look so far as to our articles to prove THAT. Ertai, well, that's another matter." Zadok justified.(J/K Zadok.
)...and I think I'm gonna have fun making split cards of the CPA members. So many combinations out there. Haha! So many evil ideas...so no little time...
Next time, these ideas may become of existance:
Fuzzy TOKEN/Joe TOKEN
Whimsy's HIP/Spidey's HOP
One-sided, Closed-minded, Completely Pathetic Argument
Ura's PM
FoR's PM
Apollo's GONE!
Darsh, The 100% Corrupted
S'Cigam: Fee Male "WOF WOF, BARK BARK"
And...hopefully more. Wait, just looking back at this list, I already see few that maybe gone.
D
DÛke
Guest
...embarassing you would be the easiest thing for me to do.
Making you look respectible, now that's, tough.
Please, don't interrupt my meditation while I'm searching the sound of the muse for the right ideas...
Until I get your card
We come 1
Making you look respectible, now that's, tough.
Please, don't interrupt my meditation while I'm searching the sound of the muse for the right ideas...
Until I get your card
We come 1
S
sageridder
Guest
Let us not forget Dûke's best work.
._________________________________
|.SAGERIDDER..................4WB.|
|.|-----------------------------|.|
|.|.............................|.|
|.|.........O,_.................|.|
|.|......._.L.=\_:..............|.|
|.|....~~(_)==(_)_______________|.|
|.|.............................|.|
|.|.............................|.|
|.|.............................|.|
|.|_____________________________|.|
|.|.LEDGENDARY.CREATURE<>...$$..|.|
|.|-----------------------------|.|
|.|xw,t:gain.x.life.unless.any..|.|
|.|player.pays.x................|.|
|.|xb,pay.x.life:draw.x.cards...|.|
|.|unless.any.player.pays.x.....|.|
|.|whenever.sageridder.is.put...|.|
|.|into.graveyard.from.play,put@|.|
|.|sageridder.back.into.play....|.|
|.|unless.any.player.pays.4.....|.|
|.|_____________________________|.|
|........illust.ron.spencer.......|
|..............................3/4|
.---------------------------------
._________________________________
|.SAGERIDDER..................4WB.|
|.|-----------------------------|.|
|.|.............................|.|
|.|.........O,_.................|.|
|.|......._.L.=\_:..............|.|
|.|....~~(_)==(_)_______________|.|
|.|.............................|.|
|.|.............................|.|
|.|.............................|.|
|.|_____________________________|.|
|.|.LEDGENDARY.CREATURE<>...$$..|.|
|.|-----------------------------|.|
|.|xw,t:gain.x.life.unless.any..|.|
|.|player.pays.x................|.|
|.|xb,pay.x.life:draw.x.cards...|.|
|.|unless.any.player.pays.x.....|.|
|.|whenever.sageridder.is.put...|.|
|.|into.graveyard.from.play,put@|.|
|.|sageridder.back.into.play....|.|
|.|unless.any.player.pays.4.....|.|
|.|_____________________________|.|
|........illust.ron.spencer.......|
|..............................3/4|
.---------------------------------
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Yawgmoth
Guest
you didn't make me yet