CPA Reality 3

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by fuzzy510, Apr 9, 2001.

  1. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    Welcome to the CPA Reality complex, a dumpster outside the porno theater that houses the CPA Notables. Eight people are about to spend however much time it takes to get rid of all of them. They have only the clothes on their back and $5. They are NOT allowed to leave the dumpster at any time. (It's not that bad. It's actually quite roomy.)

    At the end of every week, the group must have at least $20 or they suffer a severe penalty that has not yet been determined. They start with $40 (8*$5 is $40...).

    Here is the first task: The group must determine how much they are going to wager. Then, they must write lyrics for the CPA Reality theme song. (By the way, it goes to the music of Kid Rock's "Bawidaba")

    Good luck! Your song is due here IN THIS THREAD by Friday, April 13 (mwahahahaha!) at 3:00 PM. Once again, Good luck!
  2. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac runs around the dumpster buck nekkid. This causes several members of the show to vomit. Coincidentally, though, they vomit in rhythm to Bawidaba.*

    There's the theme song. The cast vomiting.

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  3. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    I didn't mention one thing: all members of the group must either post here or PM me saying that they like the song.
  4. Istanbul Sucker MCs call me sire.

    I liked the song. Past tense. Then it got played and played and played and played and played and played and played and played and played and played and....

    ....well, you get the idea. November Rain was amazing, but even now I can't stand it, because it was played ad nauseum.

    Still, I'll do my part and hang onto $5 for the group. There's bound to be enough stuff leftover in the dumpster for a...healthy...fella like me to go a day without his tummy rumbling too loudly. Now the rest of the group only has to save a little over $2 apiece. ($5 + ($7x2) = $19)
  5. magicman_moe New Member

    oh sorry i just farted in the dumpster.


    oh yeah kid rocks my hero
    and i looooooooooove that song

    (he didnt say we had to mean it)
  6. Baron Sengir CPA Founder, Vampire Legend

    ...chokes back the vomit...

    I ... (gag) ... like that incredibly stupid Kid Rock song. Bawidaba.

    (Baron Sengir heaves up massive quantities of a mysterious red liquid)

    God, I can't believe I just said that. Anyway.

    As for lyrics, how about this...

    "Lord of the Pit is tryin' to love some one"

    instead of that 'get in the pit' part.

    Just doin my part.

    I remain
    The Baron
    Hungrily eyes the rest of his teammates in the dumpster
  7. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    No bloodsucking. Wait until you're voted out.
  8. Daggertooth The Rune Master

    Duba DwEEEE Du Ba, Bang clang, DWEEE Da budaba!!!!!!

    Daggertooth humms and bangs on everything he can in a what he thinks the song sounds like.

    Hey Look! Gum. Daggertooth grabs it and starts chewing!!!! :D

  9. Baron Sengir CPA Founder, Vampire Legend

    No bloodsucking ... grumble grumble.

    Can I eat this rat? Does that count?

    I remain
    The Baron
    tasty plague-bearer, ain't it?
  10. TURD CUTTER!!! Mr. Happy

    fuzzy is a dumbbutt
    yes, fuzzy's a dumbbutt
    fuzzy is a dumbbutt
    a du-u-u-umbbutt

    unless that will get me voted out first, i think that that should be the chorus
  11. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    How about, for the chorus:

    C-P-A SHOW

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  12. Istanbul Sucker MCs call me sire.

    *finds a small case of Ramen noodles*


    *lights something flammable outside the dumpster, collects some rainwater to! Free foodage! Come Get Some!*
  13. Baron Sengir CPA Founder, Vampire Legend

    Baron Sengir sucks quietly on his rat, watching with great mirth the mad scramble for life-giving ramen noodles.

    I remain
    The Baron
    praying to god my sunblock holds out.
  14. Chernobyl Hamster New Member

    Baron, that's not a rat, that's a hamster! THAT'S ME!
    *Chernobyl Hamster scurries out of the dumpster*
    Your gonna be sorry you ever sucked my radioactive blood!
  15. Baron Sengir CPA Founder, Vampire Legend

    Baron Sengir grows to five times his normal size and turns green. Luckily enough, the beligerent rage coursing through the primitive mind of his Hulk-ish body enable him to sing just like Kid Rock.

    I remain
    The Baron
    "Rargh!!! Baron Smash!!!"
  16. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    If 5 out of the 8 don't approve one song by 3 P.M. EDT tomorrow, you will lose!
  17. K9Archmage He Might Be Giants

    I approve!:D so bleh

  18. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    How much do you wager?
  19. Istanbul Sucker MCs call me sire.

    Off-topic crap deleted.
  20. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    I repeat: The clock is have only 5 hours left!!!

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