Welcome to the CPA Reality complex, a dumpster outside the porno theater that houses the CPA Notables. Eight people are about to spend however much time it takes to get rid of all of them. They have only the clothes on their back and $5. They are NOT allowed to leave the dumpster at any time. (It's not that bad. It's actually quite roomy.) At the end of every week, the group must have at least $20 or they suffer a severe penalty that has not yet been determined. They start with $40 (8*$5 is $40...). Here is the first task: The group must determine how much they are going to wager. Then, they must write lyrics for the CPA Reality theme song. (By the way, it goes to the music of Kid Rock's "Bawidaba") Good luck! Your song is due here IN THIS THREAD by Friday, April 13 (mwahahahaha!) at 3:00 PM. Once again, Good luck!