CPA Reality 3

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fuzzy510

Guest
Welcome to the CPA Reality complex, a dumpster outside the porno theater that houses the CPA Notables. Eight people are about to spend however much time it takes to get rid of all of them. They have only the clothes on their back and $5. They are NOT allowed to leave the dumpster at any time. (It's not that bad. It's actually quite roomy.)

At the end of every week, the group must have at least $20 or they suffer a severe penalty that has not yet been determined. They start with $40 (8*$5 is $40...).

Here is the first task: The group must determine how much they are going to wager. Then, they must write lyrics for the CPA Reality theme song. (By the way, it goes to the music of Kid Rock's "Bawidaba")

Good luck! Your song is due here IN THIS THREAD by Friday, April 13 (mwahahahaha!) at 3:00 PM. Once again, Good luck!
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*Ransac runs around the dumpster buck nekkid. This causes several members of the show to vomit. Coincidentally, though, they vomit in rhythm to Bawidaba.*


There's the theme song. The cast vomiting.



Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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fuzzy510

Guest
I didn't mention one thing: all members of the group must either post here or PM me saying that they like the song.
 
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Istanbul

Guest
I liked the song. Past tense. Then it got played and played and played and played and played and played and played and played and played and played and....

....well, you get the idea. November Rain was amazing, but even now I can't stand it, because it was played ad nauseum.

Still, I'll do my part and hang onto $5 for the group. There's bound to be enough stuff leftover in the dumpster for a...healthy...fella like me to go a day without his tummy rumbling too loudly. Now the rest of the group only has to save a little over $2 apiece. ($5 + ($7x2) = $19)
 
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magicman_moe

Guest
oh sorry i just farted in the dumpster.

heheheheh

oh yeah kid rocks my hero
and i looooooooooove that song

(he didnt say we had to mean it)
 
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Baron Sengir

Guest
...chokes back the vomit...

I ... (gag) ... like that incredibly stupid Kid Rock song. Bawidaba.

(Baron Sengir heaves up massive quantities of a mysterious red liquid)

God, I can't believe I just said that. Anyway.

As for lyrics, how about this...

"Lord of the Pit is tryin' to love some one"

instead of that 'get in the pit' part.

Just doin my part.

I remain
The Baron
Hungrily eyes the rest of his teammates in the dumpster
 
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Daggertooth

Guest
Duba DwEEEE Du Ba, Bang clang, DWEEE Da budaba!!!!!!

Daggertooth humms and bangs on everything he can in a what he thinks the song sounds like.


Hey Look! Gum. Daggertooth grabs it and starts chewing!!!! :D

Daggertooth
 
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Baron Sengir

Guest
No bloodsucking ... grumble grumble.

Can I eat this rat? Does that count?

I remain
The Baron
tasty plague-bearer, ain't it?
 
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TURD CUTTER!!!

Guest
fuzzy is a dumbbutt
yes, fuzzy's a dumbbutt
fuzzy is a dumbbutt
a du-u-u-umbbutt

unless that will get me voted out first, i think that that should be the chorus
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
How about, for the chorus:

C-P-A SHOW
IT'S RE-AL-I-TY
JUST-CAUSE-WE-SAID-SO-AND-WE-LIKE-CHEESE
VOTE-FOR-RANSAC





Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Istanbul

Guest
*finds a small case of Ramen noodles*

WE EAT LIKE KINGS!

*lights something flammable outside the dumpster, collects some rainwater to boil...food! Free foodage! Come Get Some!*
 
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Baron Sengir

Guest
Baron Sengir sucks quietly on his rat, watching with great mirth the mad scramble for life-giving ramen noodles.


I remain
The Baron
praying to god my sunblock holds out.
 
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Chernobyl Hamster

Guest
Baron, that's not a rat, that's a hamster! THAT'S ME!
*Chernobyl Hamster scurries out of the dumpster*
Your gonna be sorry you ever sucked my radioactive blood!
 
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Baron Sengir

Guest
Baron Sengir grows to five times his normal size and turns green. Luckily enough, the beligerent rage coursing through the primitive mind of his Hulk-ish body enable him to sing just like Kid Rock.

I remain
The Baron
"Rargh!!! Baron Smash!!!"
 
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fuzzy510

Guest
If 5 out of the 8 don't approve one song by 3 P.M. EDT tomorrow, you will lose!
 
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fuzzy510

Guest
I repeat: The clock is ticking.....you have only 5 hours left!!!
 
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