CPA Awards 2001-2002 Musical...

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DÛke

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I was reading Ademis' thread and I found that some people mentioned my 3rd-class (;)) music, so I thought it'd be a great idea to assemble a musical for the awards...

Though I'm having a hard time (like always) coming up with something hip...that most everyone would like...

So I guess, since it's the CPA awards, I'll have everyone's opinion on this...

<While brainstorming, a bad idea comes to mind. A *very* bad idea...> Since Almindhra sings, should we have her say few lines in this musical? Maybe some sexual "ooohs" and "aaaahs"? Or maybe sing a bit? Or...just insult me somewhere in the song to show the "CPA spirit"?

<Purple Jester, somehow, heard of this horrible idea...and with an offended look on her face, comes up with a quick yet refreshing suggestion to counter DÛke tragic suggestions. She calls DÛke INSTANTLY>

<Puple Jester yells so loud, trying to prevent this tragedy from taking place> Why would you want Almindhra's "ooohs" and "aaaahs" when you could have my "ooooooo, yaaaah aaaahhhh!" and "ooooaaah"?

<Being my easily swayed-by-feminine tones and vibes, I reply unhesitantly> Good point Purple Girl! Too bad you're all the way in South East Asia...If you were here, we could make beautiful lov -- I MEAN -- music together...;)

<Chaos Turtle rudely interrupts DÛke's daydreaming and fantasizing about Purple Girl> You wanna have Almindhra "say few lines"? Those few lines will leave our poor ears bleeding for long days, and our intellectual minds...shattered for many times...

<Chaos Turtle pauses for a second, and comes to a very quick realization> Actually, now that I think about it, only *my* intellectual mind would suffer, seeing how I alone posses *the* mind of intellect that actually realizes what QUALITY really is! Though still, I'd feel sorry for all those other...um...less intellectual life forms that inhabit this CPA. The point is, <Chaos Turlte gets carried away, like always> I'm intelligent and *you all* are not! <Silence fills the room, eveyone is shocked by that horrible truth that Chaos Turlte unmasked>

<Being his "intelligent" self, Chaos Turtle comes up with a quick cover-up> Um, no...no...no. PEOPLE! I mean, the point is, Almindhra is a big, big no-no. <Chaos Turtle whipes his sweat, as everyone seems to buy that lie...>

<Chaos Turtle looks around, and whispers carefully so that nobody can hear yet another horrible truth> Besides, who'd want to suffer through a series of screeching noises that is the tragic voice of Almindhra?

<DÛke gives a bit of thought, and even through his unmatched stupidity, he realizes how a horrible idea it was> Ok, so it was a bad idea. I don't know what came over me...

<Chaos Turtle sighs and whispers> Just remember, anything but Almindhra...<Chaos Turlte leaves the studio out for some big-pimpin' in his pimpmoblie>

<DÛke is alone in the studio once again. The last words of Choas Turtle echo so deeply inside DÛke's head> [...anything but Almindhra......a n y t h i n g b u t A l m i n d h r a.........a n y t h i n g b u t A l m i n d h r a...]

Grh!

<DÛke decided to reach into the world of the muse to get an inspiration> Please, Muse (that's *you*, the reader), give me an inspiration! Give me suggestions!

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Evan_Mann

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I want a chorus line of dancing monkeys, hundreds of them...and circus fat-women too.

I think there should be old men on puppet strings being made to dance against thier will, and a stirring ballad, sung by a man with a fresh trachiotomy, about how they don't make Camel Lights like they used to.

How about gymnastic midgets and babies on stilts?

How about, for the finally, a car crash that goes into the audience and kills half of the crowd in an explosion of twisted metal and searing flames.

Hm? How about that?
 
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DÛke

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Evan_Mann...one word: "whow!" I don't think I can properly fit all those sfx into one composition -- maybe a whole album -- but not only one composition! :D

However, I think I'll have a cheering audience here, and maybe some missles flying over them...people screaming for their lives maybe?

Wait a second -- why is it becoming more like a tragic event than a simple, joyful awards? :) Hmmm...is it because Spiderman is hosting them this year, maybe? ;) <thinks for a bit> Nah. It was more tragic last year with the host being Ms. I'm-The-Most-Perfect-Chick-On-The-Planet-And-My-Name-Is-Almindhra-And-I'm-Better-Than-You-And-By-The-Way-My-Real-Name-Is-Doe-Romeo-Because-I'm-Cool-And-You're-Not. :)
Spiderman:
Why not have Chaos Turtle or Gizmo sing the "ooohs" and "aaaahs" :D?
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<laughs> Not a bad idea...but...I have my personal objections to working with those specific sfx. :D

Well...let me make it more clear, maybe...

Do you want a dance track? Techno? An orchestral track? Trance? Random craziness and insanity? Whatever I can come up with in 4 days and 3 nights?
 
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Zadok001

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Thanks, Spidey. I don't need the mental image of David Sutcliffe and a multi-colored turtle doing the macarena.

Sorry, I phrased that wrong.

MY EYES! MY EYES!

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DÛke

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So is there a CPA-favorite song of all time? Maybe it's easier to make a remix?

I'm really good at remixes...
 
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Rando

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"where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from Cottoneye Joe..."
 
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DÛke

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...that's a lot of options, I guess?

I dunno...

I've been messin' around, and I *think* I'm coming with a beat...but I'm not sure...

Maybe Almindhra *can* sing, right?

Alright, so I'm recalling that tragic, forbidden thoughs...;)

I'm left without options! :D
 
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MrXarvox

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Whatever it is, it must be insane. Hilariously so. If not, well, it just isn't CPA.
:D :D :D
 
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Almindhra

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Originally posted by DÛke
It was more tragic last year with the host being Ms. I'm-The-Most-Perfect-Chick-On-The-Planet-And-My-Name-Is-Almindhra-And-I'm-Better-Than-You-And-By-The-Way-My-Real-Name-Is-Doe-Romeo-Because-I'm-Cool-And-You're-Not.
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Now, now, don't be so jealous little one...And I did do a super, fantastic, wonderful job hosting last year...And thats just my brutal honesty talking...

And I can too sing!!...I know you have all heard some songs I have composed, such as "When I Poop my Pants" and "Up Your Butt and Around the Corner"...Now if you want, I can record myself going ooh and ahh, and you can put it in a song...lol...

I am becoming a music major too, possibly double major in theatre (with a focus on musical theatre) too...(YJ, I'll tell you more about that soon)...
 
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DÛke

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...then, Almindhra...if you're willing to actually record yourself expressing "ooohs" and "aaaahs," than I'm sure you're more likely willing to actually sing or say something more decent? <laughs>

<remembers Chaos Turlte's warning>

How about just some lyrics to make the track sound more like it's in an actual awards? Like "And the winner is..." bluh bluh bluh? Maybe you could record that and send it...but it's gotta be a bit loud, cause I'm gonna implement some effects on it, so I want it to be heard.

I dunno...

Right now, I'm not working on a remix. I came up with a couple of ideas last night, and I actually started working on one of them.

The bad news, Acid Planet had a remake yesterday, adding more catagories on their lists. In the process, I lost *all* my tracks! I can't believe it. I have to start from scartch...<cries> That sucks...

Mr. X how should I make the track funny? I mean...I know it's for the CPA and all, but I was thinking on the terms of being a bit insane rather than funny...I believe I have a couple of ideas for making an insane track...but what type of "insanity" do you want in the track? Also, you have to realize, I'm trying to make the track 4 or less minutes...so...caculate that while you give me your advice. :)
 
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DÛke

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Since I'm having just a bit of problem adding the insanity factor to this track's overall atmosphere, I think having actual lyrics in this thing wouldn't hurt at all.

I think Almindhra maybe willing to sing the lyrics...maybe, I'm not sure...

And since this *is* the CPA awards, I think the lyrics should be by someone (or some group) from the CPA. Adding insane lyrics makes the track as insane as the lyrics are. :D

I dunno...just another idea...

Any good lyricsts here? :)
 
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Almindhra

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Well I could always try...If you don't like how whatever I'm gonna do turns out, just tell me and don't use it, or ask for it a diff way...I think I'm pretty good at singing diff genres of music...

I'll record some 'oos' and 'ahhs' for you too, you might *really* like them...;)...
 
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DÛke

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I think I'll like whatever you'll throw at me...I simply can fit any type of lyrics and voice into any musical style, so that will be no problem at all...

Hmmm...this just may turn out better than I intended. :D
 
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