Coolest Name of a Magic Card

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Landkiller

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This thread is for people to say what the coolest name for an existing or non-existing Magic Card is.

Here's mine
Real : Telepathic Spies (That just put the fear of god into me)

Mine : Shadowfire Oracle (How mystical)
 
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nodnarb24

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SKIZZIK!!! SKIZZIK!!! SKIZZIK!!! SKIZZIK!!! SKIZZIK!!! SKIZZIK!!! SKIZZIK!!! SKIZZIK!!! SKIZZIK!!! SKIZZIK!!! SKIZZIK!!! SKIZZIK!!!...
 
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Mr_Pestilence

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DÛke

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...it is nothing more than Unmask. Look at the art! Look at the concept! Look at the art some more! Then, look at what it does! Then look at the name! Doesn't all of it match exactly? Unmask until the end.
 
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Cateran Emperor

Guest
How did everyone miss the mightiest creature in the history of M:tG?

Floral Spuzzem
3G
Creature - Spuzzem
If Floral Spuzzem attacks an opponent and is not blocked, then Floral Spuzzem may choose to destroy a target artifact under that opponent's control and deal no damage.
2/2

Yes this is the actual wording, so you have to wait for the Spuzzem to decide... :D
 
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Hawaiian mage

Guest
The best name for a card? Apacolypse!

Death! Carnage! Fire! Burn! Death! Carnage! Fire! Burn! Death! Carnage! Fire! Burn! Death! Carnage! Fire! Burn! Death! Carnage! Fire! Burn! Death! Carnage! Fire! Burn..!
 
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Landkiller

Guest
Hey, Cateran Emperor :

I just voted for Floral Spuzzem for US President at mtgnews.

Floral Spuzzem knows how to make tough choices!! :)
 
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Cateran Emperor

Guest
Yes! Score two! Look out Bouncing Beeble, Floral Spuzzem's going for it all! :D
 
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Deadman

Guest
Blurred Mongoose!!
With a name like that, how could it ever lose?
Bow before the power that is Blurred Mongoose!
 
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Mikeymike

Guest
Hellfire then Anarchy. Deranged Hermit gets the comedy vote.
 
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C_H_A_O_S

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My fav name is Exorcist.
I also like anything demonic, not because I'm Satanic. I like it that it pissed people off, and it fits so well the game of Magic.
 
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