Ahem. As mayor of the munchkin city in the land of Scoz, I welcome you most regally, though we have to verify it legally, that she, is morally, ethically, physically, spiritually, undeniably and reliably DEAD!
Anyways, here is what you need to know
1. Worship the great Donkeys
2. Always buy donkeys in the battle arena if you wanna win
3. Donkeys RULE!
4. There is no fourth rule