Discussion in 'New & Returning Members' started by Griffion2000, Nov 6, 2000.

  1. Griffion2000 New Member

    I just joined and this is my first post.

    I like smileys!
  2. Darsh Corrupt CPA Member

    Welcome to the insanity, here's the lowdown:
    :Hawiian Mage will tell you to worship him (don't)
    :Zadok will give you the nichname speech(If some low-down good for nothing dirtbag doesn't steal it first
    :phyrexian Pie Eater will hand out pies and snacks

    Other than that it's just crazy people posting "Welcome"

    Oh yeah, I'm a psycho too...:D
  3. DÛke Memento Mori

    ...we've already met in PM. I will welcome you once more though. Welcome.
  4. Apollo Bird Boy

    I'm going to be that low-down good for nothing dirtbag! I hearby present you with the famous "nickname speech":

    /begin{nickname speech}
    Ok, here's the deal. Zadok001 is your friendly neighborhood nickname guy. See those neat-o little orange nicknames people have under their names? If you Private Message Zadok001 (see the button at the bottom of this post with 'PM' on it?) with a request for a specific one, he'll give it to ya'.
    /end{nickname speech}

    Now, normally I wouldn't do this; however, certain others have been pestering me about my lack of originality in nickname posts (I think "Welcome!" is original, don't you?) and I feel like I oughta post something different. So I'll steal Zadok's speech, and everyone is happy, except maybe Zadok (but no one cares about him anyway).:)
  5. Darsh Corrupt CPA Member

    I knew it would be you Apollo, and I came prepared.

    [me] rolls out his Gatling Gun, the bullets rip Apollo to shreads[/me]

    To do the blue text type this:
    [*me] your text here [*/me] just take out the *'s.
  6. Hawaiian mage CPA symbiod

    Ignore the foolish Darsh! He, like many others, means only to use you to further their own plots! I how ever, am a peacefull rule obiding leader of the website you see before you. Everyone has recently decided to pretend I am not... But their all double crossing liers... You can trust only me!

    Hwaa ha ha ha! Kneel before me, swab!
  7. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    What's wrong with plain old welcome?


  8. Zadok001 CPA Founder, Greater Good


    Hi! I'm the previously mentioned Zadok, and that was MY speech! :)

    Welcome aboard! Talk to DUke, you'll like him- obsessed with smilies.
  9. MrXarvox The Prettiest Man Alive

    Hello. I am pure evil. Now, I know what you're thinking, "you're not evil, I bet at home you like to pet your kitty cat"
    Well you're damn right I like to pet my kitty cat!
    There is nothing more evil than cute and fuzzy...

  10. Zero New Member

  11. The Raven New Member

  12. K9Archmage He Might Be Giants

    Ahem. As mayor of the munchkin city in the land of Scoz, I welcome you most regally, though we have to verify it legally, that she, is morally, ethically, physically, spiritually, undeniably and reliably DEAD!

    Anyways, here is what you need to know

    1. Worship the great Donkeys
    2. Always buy donkeys in the battle arena if you wanna win
    3. Donkeys RULE!
    4. There is no fourth rule
  13. dw51688 The Mad Scientist

    Na na na na na na

  14. Thallid Ice Cream Man 21sT CeNTuRy sChIZoId MaN

    "What is the air-speed velocity of an unlaiden-CPA member?"
    "CPA members aren't unlaiden, they're too busy carrying around binders of cards."
    "D'oh. AAAAAAAaaaaaaaah!"

    What should have happened in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

    Heeeeeeeeeeeeello. From now on, you can probably make a personal rule to ignore all E-mails from me that just happen to be three days too late to be of any use.

    Considering the penchant for smilies, you will thrive here ... until your blood is sucked. Don't worry, I'll kill you and make you decompose before you become a vampire. Then I'll charge $475.50 for people to see the legendary "site where a CPA vampire (the most dreaded sort) was set free from the nocturnal chains of his islander master." I'll dedicate a flavor to it as well.

    Oh well. This post, being more involved than some others, should show that I am trying to advocate more of this "thinking man's spam" stuff I suggested earlier. You could try to find out what I mean, but you are probably as lazy as I, so why bother? That was meant for older members.
  15. Ristik New Member

    Here are the other rules that may not have been mentioned to you:

    One: This forum is a spoon.
    Two: There is no spoon.
    Three: Judging from rules One and Two, there is no forum.
    Four: It can be mathematically proven that Winston Churchill is, in fact, a carrot. There will be a post later in the non-existant forum to show the proof.
  16. Gerode Becoming a Lurker Again

    Hi! I'm one of the insane CPA members!

    There is a flaw in your calculations, Ristik. There is Spoon; it's Spork that there is no of. Spork is actually a combination of Fork and Spoon stuck in an interplanar warphole that appears in our dimension.
  17. Phyrexian Pie-Eater Veteran CPA Member<BR><FONT co

    Especially like ice cream pies, or cheese cake(which is a pie, i had a 3 day long debate about this and won!). If I had a spork for every crazy person in the CPA I'd have 804 sporks. Well now that i'm done rambling about the best eating instrument ever, i'll get on with what it is i do.

    [me]pulls the Stationwagon of Welcomeness around front. Reaches into the trunk and pulls out punch, pie, and 5 level club sandwiches for everyone[/me] Welcome to the CPA!

    [Edited by Phyrexian Pie-Eater on 11-11-00 at 09:18 AM]
  18. Bob Idiot

    at Ristik's 4th rule!!!

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