Cards that come out when I'm bored...

Discussion in 'Home Made Cards' started by DÛke, Sep 22, 2000.

  1. DÛke Memento Mori

    I'm bored.
    I decide to start this thread and write down all the cards I'm thinking of at the momment, you can cirtique, or just read.
    I don't really care. You can add your own cards if you wish.

    Deep Thought 3U
    Sorcery
    Draw 2 cards.
    If both cards drawn are Blue, draw an additional card.
    "With thought comes desire."

    Deep Desire 1U
    Instant
    Reveal the top 2 cards of your library to all players.
    If both cards are Blue, remove them from the game and draw 2 cards, otherwise, shuffle your deck.
    "With desire comes will."

    Deep Will 1U
    Instant
    Reveal the top 3 cards of your deck to all players.
    For each Blue card revealed this way, tap or untap target Artifact, Creature, or Land. Shuffle your deck.
    "With will comes prosperity."

    Mental Abuse 2U
    Sorcery
    Draw a card.
    If the card drawn is Black, opponent looses 2 life.
    If the card drawn is White, you gain 2 life.
    "It's mentality at it's best!"

    Feralism 1G
    Enchant - Creature
    Enchanted creature gains +2/+2.
    If you control Plains, enchanted creature gains First Strike, and may only be blocked by one creature each combat.

    Power Nullification 4UU
    Instant
    Tap all Artifacts, Lands, and Creatures target player controls.
    If you control Swamps, that player discards his or her hand.

    Hydrokinesis UU
    Instant
    For each tapped Island you control, tap target creature.

    Geokinesis RR
    Instant
    For each tapped Mountain you control, Geokinesis deals 1 damage to target creature.

    Cryokinesis 2UU
    Instant
    Counter target spell. If that spell is Red, return Cryokinesis to your hand.

    Pyrokinesis 2RR
    Instant
    Deals 3 damage to target creature or player. If opponent controls Islands, return Pyrokinesis to your hand.

    Psychometry WU
    Enchant - Creature
    Copies of enchanted creature can not be played.
    Creatures with the same creature type as enchanted creature can not be played.

    Technopathy 2U
    Instant
    Search your deck for an Artifact and put it in your hand.
    Tap or untap target Artifact.

    There...
    If I'm bored again, I'll probably add some more...
  2. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    I have one!

    Day Dreaming UU
    Instant
    Return target (yawn) permanent the bottom of tar...zzzzzzz

    Ransac, the guy who day dreams while sleeping
  3. Darsh Corrupt CPA Member

    I like your cards DUke, I'll guess I'll add one of mine.

    Black Nova
    6RRBB
    Sorcery

    :Black Nova cannot be countered.
    :Each player discards their hand. Remove all permanants and graveyards from the game.
    :Each player is reduced to 1 life. If the game is not over in 4 turns, the game ends in a draw.

    "It's the end of the world as we know it."
  4. DÛke Memento Mori

    Here are some more:

    Psychic Dragon 3UU
    Creature - Dragon
    Flying
    As an additional cost to play Psychic Dragon, reveal the top card of your deck to all players and pay X, where X is the revealed card's total mana cost. If you can't pay X, Psychic Dragon is put into your graveyard and you draw 2 cards.
    5/5

    Psychic Reward 1U
    Instant
    As an additional cost to play Psychic Reward, reveal the top card of your deck to all players and pay X, where X is the revealed card's total mana cost. If you can't pay X, Psychic Reward is put into your graveyard and you draw a card.
    Draw 2 cards.

    There...
  5. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    nifty? If you think my card was.....NIFTY.....then what do you think of this card?

    tOiLeT bOmB
    URR
    Instant

    Any player may concede the game at any time during this spell's process to stop the destruction from continuing.

    Destroy target artifact. If that artifact had any of the letters "t-o-i-l-e-b-m", then destroy another target artifact. Keep repeating this process until the last artifact destroyed did not have any of the letters "t-o-i-l-e-b-m". If you destroyed all of your opponents artifacts, you may break some household items, i.e. a vase, a t.v., your friends vcr, etc. If the last item destroyed was a window or an electronic piece of equipment, then you may throw a cherry bomb down a toilet.

    This one isn't nifty. It's ORGASMIC!!!!!

    Ransac, the one without any more toilets
  6. Darsh Corrupt CPA Member

    Extremely Broken Urza's Block Rare
    0
    Instant
    Roll a six sided dice
    Extremely Broken Rare becomes.
    1: Becomes a Morphling
    2: Becomes a Masticore
    3: Becomes a Yawgmoths Bargain
    4: Becomes a Phyrexian Processor
    5: Becomes a Phyrexia Negator
    6: Becomes a Talorian Academy or Gaea's Cradle(You choose)
    All activated abilities requiring an activation cost on above cards become colorless.

    [Edited by Darsh on September 24th, 2000 at 03:04 PM]
  7. DÛke Memento Mori

    ...can you guys create serious cards?
    I find many people who are able to create funny card, but can never make serious cards, cards like the ones I made above.
  8. dw51688 The Mad Scientist

    Broken cards are really fun. WOTC should come out with another set of unglued specifically focusing on extremely broken cards.
  9. Darsh Corrupt CPA Member

    Broken cards are not fun dw, think about this one.

    Why I Quit Magic
    0
    :cannot be banned or restricted
    :cannot be countered
    :must be in all base sets
    :if Why I Quit Magic would go into a graveyard or be removed from game, return it to its owners hand.
    :there can be more than four Why I Quit Magic in a deck

    :Name a card, put a copy of named card into play, treat this card as an exact copy of named card with all abilities, you may repeat this process as many times as you wish.

    Now that wouldn't be very fun, would it?
  10. terzarima New Member

    Hey I have a cool card...

    Silver Dragon
    7
    Silver Dragon cannot be the target of spells or abilities. Prevent all damage dealt to Silver Dragon. 2: Target Creature cannot attack 2: Prevent all damage dealt to target creature this turn

    0/9
  11. DÛke Memento Mori

    Ademis almost has a good card.
    It is good, but kind of undercosted.

    Here's card I' love to have:

    Mind Devour BU
    Sorcery
    Opponent chooses 2 cards in his or her hand. That player shuffle those cards into his or her deck.
    "Mind is like food: you'll either use it up yourself, or someone will abuse it for you..."
  12. dw51688 The Mad Scientist

    Ah Darsh, I'm scared.

    [me]curls up like a ball in a corner shivering[/me]
  13. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Serious, huh? Hmm. Good, but not broken? Hmm. Okay, I'll give it a shot.


    Nexus of Bogardan
    2RRB
    Enchantment
    When Nexus of Bogardan comes into play, discard your hand.
    During your draw step, you may draw the top card from your graveyard into addition to your normal draw if you pay 2 life.


    Well, I'm not sure if that's any good, but at least it's serious.


    Ransac, the guy who says being serious hurts
  14. Dakkon Blackblade New Member

    Here is sone more.

    Lord Chilson
    4BBBB
    Demon Legond
    Hast;Flying;Trample;Rampage4
    can't be blocked by less than 3 cratures.
    *is equal to all the lands in play(This icludes your aponents lands to)
    */*

    Jersy Devil
    5GGBB
    Demon Legond
    Can't be countered;Flying;Protecshon form white and red
    X,T:gane control of target crature till end of tern.
    6/6

    Dakkon's Blackblade
    Creature Enchamtment
    Play on only legonds enchamted legons get +*/+*
    where * is equal to all the lands you control.
  15. Dakkon Blackblade New Member

    Hers some more.

    Sulenu's Sword
    Legondary Artifact
    5
    Put on any creature that creature gets +3/+3, flying, and Pay 2 life retern Sulenu's Sword and this creature to ther owners hand

    Canabolistic Mine
    Artifact creature-mine
    4
    X,T: Tap X of your aponents land he or she takes one danage for each land taped this way.
    T, sacrufice: Destroy all lands in play(this includes your lands)
    5/5

    [Edited by Dakkon Blackblade on October 3rd, 2000 at 04:07 PM]
  16. Dakkon Blackblade New Member

    Soulek,Master Wizerd
    Spellshaper Legond
    3UWB
    U,T pich a card: Tap all of aponents lands
    B,T pich a card: Destory all of aponents cratures
    W,T pich a card: Tap all of aponents cratuers
    UBW,T pich two cards: Destroy all Artifacts, all Enchantments, all Lands, and all other Creatures.
    Can't block
    10/10
  17. sole specter New Member

    soulek master wiserd
    0
    0 t you win game
    more than 4 can be in a deck
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  18. Landkiller CPA Menace

    Here's Something a bit WhacKed.

    Lunar Beast UU4
    Creature - Beast
    Beast has Power and Toughness equal to the circumference of target satellite orbiting target planet upon which there is a target Magic game in centimeters.
    If the satellite is destroyed, remove Lunar Beast from the game and wonder how the **** the satellite got blow'd up.
    If the planet is destroyed, the Magic game in question is a draw.
    X/X

    Equation U
    Instant
    Each player may look through the other players library and their own. Each player must calculate the sum of all converted mana costs in his or her deck and verify the total of the opponent. The player with the higher total draws two cards.

    Banish Blue R
    Instant
    Each player sacrifices a blue permanent. Any player who controls no blue permanent must draw a card.

    Deep-Fried RR
    Enchant Creature
    Enchanted creature counts as crispy and delicious. If enchanted creature is a bird, gain 5 life. Enchanted Bird is removed from game. Otherwise lose 3 life and remove the creature from the game at end of turn.

    Sleep UUUU
    Sorcery
    Tap all untapped permanents. Permanents tapped in this way do not untap during the next untap step during which they would normally untap.

    Protection from Blue RR
    Creature - Protection
    Protection from Blue
    1/1

    Circle of Protection from Protection from Blue W1
    Enchantment
    W : Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you by Protection from Blue.
  19. Darsh Corrupt CPA Member

    We will, We will, Rock You
    2RR
    During each players turn, all creatures they control get +1/+1 and all opponents creature get -1/-0



    Another one bites the dust
    2BB
    All players must attack with all non-wall creatures they control, destroy all creatures that do not attack, If the number of attacking creatures is less than half the number of creatures defending player controls the defending player may remove one attacking creature from the game.
  20. Stop WU

    enchantment
    Creatures cannot attack nor block nor use any of their ability's.

    "Seems those unicorns won't work, too bad I haven't got any burn spells."

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