Cards that come out when I'm bored...

[DÛke]

I'm bored.
I decide to start this thread and write down all the cards I'm thinking of at the momment, you can cirtique, or just read.
I don't really care. You can add your own cards if you wish.

Deep Thought 3U
Sorcery
Draw 2 cards.
If both cards drawn are Blue, draw an additional card.
"With thought comes desire."

Deep Desire 1U
Instant
Reveal the top 2 cards of your library to all players.
If both cards are Blue, remove them from the game and draw 2 cards, otherwise, shuffle your deck.
"With desire comes will."

Deep Will 1U
Instant
Reveal the top 3 cards of your deck to all players.
For each Blue card revealed this way, tap or untap target Artifact, Creature, or Land. Shuffle your deck.
"With will comes prosperity."

Mental Abuse 2U
Sorcery
Draw a card.
If the card drawn is Black, opponent looses 2 life.
If the card drawn is White, you gain 2 life.
"It's mentality at it's best!"

Feralism 1G
Enchant - Creature
Enchanted creature gains +2/+2.
If you control Plains, enchanted creature gains First Strike, and may only be blocked by one creature each combat.

Power Nullification 4UU
Instant
Tap all Artifacts, Lands, and Creatures target player controls.
If you control Swamps, that player discards his or her hand.

Hydrokinesis UU
Instant
For each tapped Island you control, tap target creature.

Geokinesis RR
Instant
For each tapped Mountain you control, Geokinesis deals 1 damage to target creature.

Cryokinesis 2UU
Instant
Counter target spell. If that spell is Red, return Cryokinesis to your hand.

Pyrokinesis 2RR
Instant
Deals 3 damage to target creature or player. If opponent controls Islands, return Pyrokinesis to your hand.

Psychometry WU
Enchant - Creature
Copies of enchanted creature can not be played.
Creatures with the same creature type as enchanted creature can not be played.

Technopathy 2U
Instant
Search your deck for an Artifact and put it in your hand.
Tap or untap target Artifact.

There...
If I'm bored again, I'll probably add some more...

 

[Ransac]

I have one!

Day Dreaming UU
Instant
Return target (yawn) permanent the bottom of tar...zzzzzzz

Ransac, the guy who day dreams while sleeping

 

[Darsh]

I like your cards DUke, I'll guess I'll add one of mine.

Black Nova
6RRBB
Sorcery

:Black Nova cannot be countered.
:Each player discards their hand. Remove all permanants and graveyards from the game.
:Each player is reduced to 1 life. If the game is not over in 4 turns, the game ends in a draw.

"It's the end of the world as we know it."

 

[DÛke]

Here are some more:

Psychic Dragon 3UU
Creature - Dragon
Flying
As an additional cost to play Psychic Dragon, reveal the top card of your deck to all players and pay X, where X is the revealed card's total mana cost. If you can't pay X, Psychic Dragon is put into your graveyard and you draw 2 cards.
5/5

Psychic Reward 1U
Instant
As an additional cost to play Psychic Reward, reveal the top card of your deck to all players and pay X, where X is the revealed card's total mana cost. If you can't pay X, Psychic Reward is put into your graveyard and you draw a card.
Draw 2 cards.

There...

 

[Ransac]

nifty? If you think my card was.....NIFTY.....then what do you think of this card?

tOiLeT bOmB
URR
Instant

Any player may concede the game at any time during this spell's process to stop the destruction from continuing.

Destroy target artifact. If that artifact had any of the letters "t-o-i-l-e-b-m", then destroy another target artifact. Keep repeating this process until the last artifact destroyed did not have any of the letters "t-o-i-l-e-b-m". If you destroyed all of your opponents artifacts, you may break some household items, i.e. a vase, a t.v., your friends vcr, etc. If the last item destroyed was a window or an electronic piece of equipment, then you may throw a cherry bomb down a toilet.

This one isn't nifty. It's ORGASMIC!!!!!

Ransac, the one without any more toilets

 

[Darsh]

Extremely Broken Urza's Block Rare
0
Instant
Roll a six sided dice
Extremely Broken Rare becomes.
1: Becomes a Morphling
2: Becomes a Masticore
3: Becomes a Yawgmoths Bargain
4: Becomes a Phyrexian Processor
5: Becomes a Phyrexia Negator
6: Becomes a Talorian Academy or Gaea's Cradle(You choose)
All activated abilities requiring an activation cost on above cards become colorless.

[Edited by Darsh on September 24th, 2000 at 03:04 PM]

 

[DÛke]

...can you guys create serious cards?
I find many people who are able to create funny card, but can never make serious cards, cards like the ones I made above.

 

[dw51688]

Broken cards are really fun. WOTC should come out with another set of unglued specifically focusing on extremely broken cards.

 

[Darsh]

Broken cards are not fun dw, think about this one.

Why I Quit Magic
0
:cannot be banned or restricted
:cannot be countered
:must be in all base sets
:if Why I Quit Magic would go into a graveyard or be removed from game, return it to its owners hand.
:there can be more than four Why I Quit Magic in a deck

:Name a card, put a copy of named card into play, treat this card as an exact copy of named card with all abilities, you may repeat this process as many times as you wish.

Now that wouldn't be very fun, would it?

 

[terzarima]

Hey I have a cool card...

Silver Dragon
7
Silver Dragon cannot be the target of spells or abilities. Prevent all damage dealt to Silver Dragon. 2: Target Creature cannot attack 2: Prevent all damage dealt to target creature this turn

0/9

 

[DÛke]

Ademis almost has a good card.
It is good, but kind of undercosted.

Here's card I' love to have:

Mind Devour BU
Sorcery
Opponent chooses 2 cards in his or her hand. That player shuffle those cards into his or her deck.
"Mind is like food: you'll either use it up yourself, or someone will abuse it for you..."

 

[dw51688]

Ah Darsh, I'm scared.

[me]curls up like a ball in a corner shivering[/me]

 

[Ransac]

Serious, huh? Hmm. Good, but not broken? Hmm. Okay, I'll give it a shot.


Nexus of Bogardan
2RRB
Enchantment
When Nexus of Bogardan comes into play, discard your hand.
During your draw step, you may draw the top card from your graveyard into addition to your normal draw if you pay 2 life.


Well, I'm not sure if that's any good, but at least it's serious.


Ransac, the guy who says being serious hurts

 

[Dakkon Blackblade]

Here is sone more.

Lord Chilson
4BBBB
Demon Legond
Hast;Flying;Trample;Rampage4
can't be blocked by less than 3 cratures.
*is equal to all the lands in play(This icludes your aponents lands to)
*/*

Jersy Devil
5GGBB
Demon Legond
Can't be countered;Flying;Protecshon form white and red
X,T:gane control of target crature till end of tern.
6/6

Dakkon's Blackblade
Creature Enchamtment
Play on only legonds enchamted legons get +*/+*
where * is equal to all the lands you control.

 

[Dakkon Blackblade]

Hers some more.

Sulenu's Sword
Legondary Artifact
5
Put on any creature that creature gets +3/+3, flying, and Pay 2 life retern Sulenu's Sword and this creature to ther owners hand

Canabolistic Mine
Artifact creature-mine
4
X,T: Tap X of your aponents land he or she takes one danage for each land taped this way.
T, sacrufice: Destroy all lands in play(this includes your lands)
5/5

[Edited by Dakkon Blackblade on October 3rd, 2000 at 04:07 PM]

 

[Dakkon Blackblade]

Soulek,Master Wizerd
Spellshaper Legond
3UWB
U,T pich a card: Tap all of aponents lands
B,T pich a card: Destory all of aponents cratures
W,T pich a card: Tap all of aponents cratuers
UBW,T pich two cards: Destroy all Artifacts, all Enchantments, all Lands, and all other Creatures.
Can't block
10/10

 

[sole specter]

soulek master wiserd
0
0 t you win game
more than 4 can be in a deck
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[Landkiller]

Here's Something a bit WhacKed.

Lunar Beast UU4
Creature - Beast
Beast has Power and Toughness equal to the circumference of target satellite orbiting target planet upon which there is a target Magic game in centimeters.
If the satellite is destroyed, remove Lunar Beast from the game and wonder how the **** the satellite got blow'd up.
If the planet is destroyed, the Magic game in question is a draw.
X/X

Equation U
Instant
Each player may look through the other players library and their own. Each player must calculate the sum of all converted mana costs in his or her deck and verify the total of the opponent. The player with the higher total draws two cards.

Banish Blue R
Instant
Each player sacrifices a blue permanent. Any player who controls no blue permanent must draw a card.

Deep-Fried RR
Enchant Creature
Enchanted creature counts as crispy and delicious. If enchanted creature is a bird, gain 5 life. Enchanted Bird is removed from game. Otherwise lose 3 life and remove the creature from the game at end of turn.

Sleep UUUU
Sorcery
Tap all untapped permanents. Permanents tapped in this way do not untap during the next untap step during which they would normally untap.

Protection from Blue RR
Creature - Protection
Protection from Blue
1/1

Circle of Protection from Protection from Blue W1
Enchantment
W : Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you by Protection from Blue.

 

[Darsh]

We will, We will, Rock You
2RR
During each players turn, all creatures they control get +1/+1 and all opponents creature get -1/-0



Another one bites the dust
2BB
All players must attack with all non-wall creatures they control, destroy all creatures that do not attack, If the number of attacking creatures is less than half the number of creatures defending player controls the defending player may remove one attacking creature from the game.

 

[Nifallor Ruler of Kairon]

Stop WU

enchantment
Creatures cannot attack nor block nor use any of their ability's.

"Seems those unicorns won't work, too bad I haven't got any burn spells."