I just have to say that this is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Well done, Melkor! Also, I've got to agree with Oversoul on the pedophile debate, even though he's just nitpicking based on his own choice of words. Technically, a pedophile is simply someone attracted to children and there's nothing legally wrong with that. Until they act on that attraction and actually molest a child, they have and deserve the same rights as everyone else.