Oho my friend, I know you didn't just say what I think you said.
Your lousy little team with its XFL quarterback is gonna get pounded this year by the brown and orange. Even if we don't know who our quarterback is going to be, I do know he'll be better than Tommy Maddox. You may have beaten us a few times last year, but we had you beat each time if it weren't for a couple of lousy fluke plays. I hope your steelers have been practicing hard this summer, because I hear the Bengals are getting better, and you wouldn't want to fall all the way down to
third place, wouldja?
Oh, and, uh, the Browns are actually now 0-2 in the preseason. Though I do like your record for them better.
