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The Magic Jackal
Guest
In response to your flamethrower, I cast withdraw, first targeting me, then casey. We both survive, yeah!
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DÛke
Guest
Magical Jackal, you can't do that because you stabbed Casey by choosing option #3, remember? 
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The Magic Jackal
Guest
I just stabbed him in the arm, He's not dead, yet.
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DÛke
Guest
Well he's dead now because I Stab HIM!
NAH
Muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
NAH
Muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Fire Slinger
Guest
*judge steps in
All that stabbing and countering you just did are considered illegal moves. You're in the wrong forum.
*judge steps back out to avoid being stabbed
All that stabbing and countering you just did are considered illegal moves. You're in the wrong forum.
*judge steps back out to avoid being stabbed
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DÛke
Guest
What forum does this stuff take place in judge?
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Fire Slinger
Guest
*judge steps back in and glances around nervously
The Battle Arena
*judge quickly steps out.
The Battle Arena
*judge quickly steps out.
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DÛke
Guest
Why don't we meet their someday, judge, maybe we could 'fight' it out...You too Magical Jackal...I'll beat you, and Casey, TOGETHER NAh muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaa!
NAh muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaa!
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Duel
Guest
Sorry, I needed to get that out of my system. I have a new way of dying, my brother just did this.
He's playing mono white, casts Avatar of hope. Casts inviobility of avatar of hope, I control magic avatar of hope, he pariahs it. He smiles, and says "now you can't deal me damage. I win." I smile back "Adam," say I "You have two more disenchants in that deck," I reveal two counterspells I'm holding "and no other way to kill me but creatures attacking. I have an inviobilitied avatar of hope, and my deck is about 10 cards bigger than yours..."
He's playing mono white, casts Avatar of hope. Casts inviobility of avatar of hope, I control magic avatar of hope, he pariahs it. He smiles, and says "now you can't deal me damage. I win." I smile back "Adam," say I "You have two more disenchants in that deck," I reveal two counterspells I'm holding "and no other way to kill me but creatures attacking. I have an inviobilitied avatar of hope, and my deck is about 10 cards bigger than yours..."
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krichaiushii
Guest
I once witnessed a lone Shanodin Dryad deal 41 points of damage over the course of a large multiplayer game.
The sad thing was that it was against the same person, but it did finally kill him. It's amazing how long a 1/1 will last if seven people work to keep it alive...
The sad thing was that it was against the same person, but it did finally kill him. It's amazing how long a 1/1 will last if seven people work to keep it alive...
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The Magic Jackal
Guest
Your messing w/ the wrong person duke. In the words of the great John Maclain "I don't like to lose." Watch your back, you never know where the assassin is hiding.
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DÛke
Guest
Hey Duel, if YOU knew me, YOU'D messing with the wrong person, trust me
You can't kill legends, they're already dead, and I'm a legend, a humbled assassin like yourself isn't a great challenge, truste me.
You can't kill legends, they're already dead, and I'm a legend, a humbled assassin like yourself isn't a great challenge, truste me.
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The Magic Jackal
Guest
I usually only trust people who can spell right.
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DÛke
Guest
I usually only trust people who I like.
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The Magic Jackal
Guest
good for you duke
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DÛke
Guest
same to you magical jackal,
I HOPE we're not really fighting, I don't want to make enemys already, so here:
I HOPE we're not really fighting, I don't want to make enemys already, so here:
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The Magic Jackal
Guest
No hard feelings
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Erbrich
Guest
A favorite among some people I play with, is the turn before they know they're going to die, they mana burn themselves to death. It doesn't happen all the time, but is a recurring thing. It gets a little annoying once in a while.
Erb
Erb
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Apollo
Guest
My opponent drew his opening hand and started yelling and laughing. He won the toss to go first and said this:
"Swamp, Ritual, Ritual, Ritual, Ill-Gotten Gains. I'll take a Hymn, Duress, and Ritual back. Duress you and Hymn you."
I had no cards in hand, and he had a Swamp in play, and a Ritual in hand. The next turn, of course, he drew a Hypnotic Specter. Ten turns later, I lost with one land in play. It's the most helpless feeling you'll ever have.
I would have sworn he rigged his deck if I hadn't shuffled it myself.
"Swamp, Ritual, Ritual, Ritual, Ill-Gotten Gains. I'll take a Hymn, Duress, and Ritual back. Duress you and Hymn you."
I had no cards in hand, and he had a Swamp in play, and a Ritual in hand. The next turn, of course, he drew a Hypnotic Specter. Ten turns later, I lost with one land in play. It's the most helpless feeling you'll ever have.
I would have sworn he rigged his deck if I hadn't shuffled it myself.