Battle Of The Ancients

Discussion in 'Battle Arena' started by Jaws10387, Jan 31, 2001.


What is the best type of battle?

Old hand to hand CPA Battle 0 vote(s) 0.0%
Semi-old card battle 12 vote(s) 60.0%
New off topic battles 3 vote(s) 15.0%
Other 3 vote(s) 15.0%
All are awesome 2 vote(s) 10.0%
  1. Jaws10387 Hiding



    Choose a thing or charachter from magic or whatever. Not too powerful, and then BATTLE!

    As always, I will be a shark
  2. Yo, G.

    I blast a gat in yo front. Yeah, see. I should hook all you freaks, for I AM the FLyingMonkeysVerbatum and you SHOULD fear me.
  3. Prince RXI CPA Moon-Boy

    Personally, I'd chose sword, staff, spear, and axe battling, but given the limited list you gave (no offence) I choose Old hand-to-hand CPA battles.

    Prince RXI, Moon's spirit of purity and life
  4. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Seeing as how I am always participating in them and that I help make them famous I'd have to say the new off-topic battles.

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  5. Riva Iron-Grip da Kandy Man

    ooooooo myyyy GGGGOOOOOOODddddddd ransac. plz, it's me that makes them famous. you make them funny, i make them suspenseful. i am the master swordsman. so go away.
  6. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    I didn't say I make them famous. I said that I HELPED make them famous. That means more than one person was involved.

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  7. Prince RXI CPA Moon-Boy

    Hey, brother, I Fart In Your General Direction!


    Prince RXI, Moon's spirit of purity and life
  8. TURD CUTTER!!! Mr. Happy

    I'll be the toilet thrower.

    Watch out, Prince RXI, this one's coming at you!!!
  9. DÛke Memento Mori

    ...exactly do you battle in here? With a Sword of Words? It is too sad to see a post demanding for something that is obviously over done. Each battle of in here is the same: pathetic. How does one manage to tolerate his own inner stupidity?

    Prince RXI, you're Ransac's brother, right? Here's an example for you guys...I demand to know, "Prince RXI", how you put up with yourself? I'm sure you have a secret deeply concealed within your brain (if you somehow managed to gain one)...

    I wonder how you managed to be a "prince"...

    Share your tolerating of your stupidity with's better than making a fool of yourself, yet again, you're a fool already, so I doubt that it would hurt you to get in touch with your even more foolish, pathetic side...

    Here's an idea for you all, how about verbal assaults? I'll kick your weenie-a$$es so hard, it'll make you feel lower in society...lower than you already are. (I wonder if you ould get lower than you are already), even I would have a hard time makin' you look like, yourselves do a divine job at it, I don't even feel like interrupting your process...
  10. Prince RXI CPA Moon-Boy

    Bacon:) Yum.

    Prince RXI, Moon's spirit of purity and life
  11. Phyrexian Pie-Eater Veteran CPA Member<BR><FONT co

    HAR HAR!! teach you to try and act all tuff and stuff :p
  12. DÛke Memento Mori

    ...ooooo! tastes like apple pie! [laughs at the irony] How did you know its my favorite!?

    [licks all the pie off] Mmmmmm...I missed your cookin' there for a while - very refreshing!

    ...and about the tuff-tuff...I tried...

    ...and look what I got! Apple pie! Yipeeeee! :)
  13. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Ummm, DUke, that wasn't APPLE pie. But, it was brown and gooey.

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  14. DÛke Memento Mori


    [Almost faints]...

    ...[remembers the refreshing flavor] But it tasted so good!

    ...[carefree] Oh well, if tastes THAT good, I'll eat it. :D
  15. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    You should talk to TURD CUTTER!!! if you want more of that type of pie.

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  16. nanokill Veteran CPA Member<BR><FONT co

    (morphs angelic body into a combination of jackie chan and jet li)

    "okay..bring it"
  17. Gerode Becoming a Lurker Again

    * Gerode throws some of DUke's "pie" at Nano Chan.
  18. nanokill Veteran CPA Member<BR><FONT co

    weird....oh well...i slice the pie into 4 pieces with two rapid chops....eeww...what kinda pie was that...(grabs sweat towel and wipes off hand...) Yuck! (throws towel at hits him in the face ...splat!!!) :)
  19. Dementia CPA's Chair Wielding Maniac

    Dementia tiptoes in with his weapon of choice in hand....

    An altar.....

    Covering it with various sticks and leaves and other such foliage he chuckles to himself as he imagines unsuspecting pie-slinging warriors springing his trap. HEHE!!!

    Oops, looks around carefully to see if anyone heard his mad giggling. hehe. No one did.

    Running behind a tree he watches gleefully(surely a little TOOOOO gleefully for any sane man)for some unsuspecting fool to spring his trap...... most likly someone to busy eating his poop-pie to notice Dementia's little surprise........
  20. xreemer CPA Loud Mouth

    *xreemer unsuspectingly jumps on the altar to get a bettter view of the brown-clad warriors*

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