......Pants? But, that's not the point of this article.
Does anybody think my replies or threads are a bit riscade(what's it mean?)? My cards were intended to be a new parody set I was created called Defunct. It's a set designed for people who get tired of playing Magic just sitting while playing. My set includes cards that let you break things, make gestures, or provide food to cards. Please don't be offended by my creativity (or lack thereof).
And now, more Defunct cards.
Crimson Rave
Land
T: Rip off target players's shirt: add 1 red mana to your mana pool for each letter on the shirt.
Wave Pool
Land
T: Target player must belly flop into target pool: add 1 blue mana to your mana pool for each drop of water that hits you.
Town Cemetery
Land
T: Bury target person not playing you presently in the ground: add 1 black mana to your mana pool for each look of disgust on all viewers's faces
Redneck Territory
Land
T: Kick target redneck in the nuts: Add one green mana to your mana pool for each time he says the word "y'all" while chasing you.
Wide Open Space
Land
T: Don't say a word for twenty seconds at most: add 1 white mana to your mana pool for each second you didn't speak.
That's the Defunct land. Enjoy
Ransac, with new kung-fu action
Does anybody think my replies or threads are a bit riscade(what's it mean?)? My cards were intended to be a new parody set I was created called Defunct. It's a set designed for people who get tired of playing Magic just sitting while playing. My set includes cards that let you break things, make gestures, or provide food to cards. Please don't be offended by my creativity (or lack thereof).
And now, more Defunct cards.
Crimson Rave
Land
T: Rip off target players's shirt: add 1 red mana to your mana pool for each letter on the shirt.
Wave Pool
Land
T: Target player must belly flop into target pool: add 1 blue mana to your mana pool for each drop of water that hits you.
Town Cemetery
Land
T: Bury target person not playing you presently in the ground: add 1 black mana to your mana pool for each look of disgust on all viewers's faces
Redneck Territory
Land
T: Kick target redneck in the nuts: Add one green mana to your mana pool for each time he says the word "y'all" while chasing you.
Wide Open Space
Land
T: Don't say a word for twenty seconds at most: add 1 white mana to your mana pool for each second you didn't speak.
That's the Defunct land. Enjoy
Ransac, with new kung-fu action