Are you paying too much for your..........

Discussion in 'Home Made Cards' started by Ransac, Sep 29, 2000.

  1. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    ......Pants? But, that's not the point of this article.


    Does anybody think my replies or threads are a bit riscade(what's it mean?)? My cards were intended to be a new parody set I was created called Defunct. It's a set designed for people who get tired of playing Magic just sitting while playing. My set includes cards that let you break things, make gestures, or provide food to cards. Please don't be offended by my creativity (or lack thereof).

    And now, more Defunct cards.


    Crimson Rave
    Land
    T: Rip off target players's shirt: add 1 red mana to your mana pool for each letter on the shirt.

    Wave Pool
    Land
    T: Target player must belly flop into target pool: add 1 blue mana to your mana pool for each drop of water that hits you.

    Town Cemetery
    Land
    T: Bury target person not playing you presently in the ground: add 1 black mana to your mana pool for each look of disgust on all viewers's faces

    Redneck Territory
    Land
    T: Kick target redneck in the nuts: Add one green mana to your mana pool for each time he says the word "y'all" while chasing you.

    Wide Open Space
    Land
    T: Don't say a word for twenty seconds at most: add 1 white mana to your mana pool for each second you didn't speak.




    That's the Defunct land. Enjoy

    Ransac, with new kung-fu action
  2. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    These were just too funny that I brought these out of retirement, too




    Ransac, ah, memories
  3. K9Archmage He Might Be Giants

    Crimson Guard rr
    summon guard

    t: go up to target english dude and get him to talk in an american accent. deal x damage to target creature or player, where x is the number of words he said in an american accent.

    2/2

    Hoipa┬┐
  4. MrXarvox The Prettiest Man Alive

    Stick of death 0
    artifact
    T: poke target player repeatedly with a stick. If at any point that player avoids or breaks the stick,
    get a bigger stick and repeat this process.



    Panic! R
    Instant
    Throw random objects at target player for no reason.
    Then run screaming out of the building. If you or target player are injured in any way during this card's play, you add RRR to your mana pool.



    Exposure GGG
    Sorcery
    Remove all of target player's clothing. If he or she acts any different than usual during and after this process, he or she loses the game.


    [Edited by MrXarvox on 12-17-00 at 10:23 AM]
  5. K9Archmage He Might Be Giants

    Woah, i want that "Exposure" card.hehehe.

    Dukeyland
    tap: run around outside with a blindfold on. For every piece of sh** that you see, add any amount of black mana to your mana pool.

    HOipa

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