Another joins the ranks…

Discussion in 'New & Returning Members' started by Gerode, Sep 10, 2000.

  1. Gerode Becoming a Lurker Again

    Hi! I've been reading the main-page strategy articles here for the past month or so, but just noticed about membership and the message boards earlier today.
  2. nanokill Veteran CPA Member<BR><FONT co

    welcome to the asylum that is the cpa. no one here is sane, but it has soft walls, good food , warm jacktes, i know i'll never leave(struggles with straight jacket"come off dammit"j/k:D


    enjoy the insanity


    and also if you are wondering about the cool ittle nicknames under our names


    begin{nickname speech} Ok, here's the deal. Zadok001 is your friendly neighborhood nickname guy. See those neat-o little orange nicknames people have under their names? If you Private Message him with a request for a specific one, he will give it to ya'.
    /end{nickname speech}
  3. Apollo Bird Boy

    Welcome!
  4. Gerode Becoming a Lurker Again

    <looks at shiny objects along wall, attmpts at grabbing them foiled by my cool new straight jacket>

    Gimme a day to think of a good orange name. I'm brainstorming some footer quotes right now.
  5. Cerberus New Member

    Welcome to the crazy CPA
  6. Namielus Phrexian Plaguelord

    The sanity has arrive (by that I mean the insanity) but you know what I mean ahahahh!!!!
  7. Gerode Becoming a Lurker Again

    I feel so "special" here! Finally a group that I can relate to!
    I'm getting tired of the straight jacket…
    Need to wiggle out of it and run amok through the CPA ward for a while. I should be able to outrun all those people with all the shiny objects... :)
  8. nanokill Veteran CPA Member&lt;BR&gt;&lt;FONT co

    nanokill goes over and unstraps gerode and sets him free, throws an aluminum foil ball down the hall and sits back to watch the chase
  9. Phyrexian Pie-Eater Veteran CPA Member&lt;BR&gt;&lt;FONT co

    Ok, you don't, but I do :p . Well, its time for my part in the initiation process.

    ::pulls up in the Stationwagon of Welcomeness(which was not lit on fire grrrrrrr!). Pulls out punch, pie, and pizzas. Sets up the Toping Table next to the car:: A 3rd "P" to add to the list.
  10. Gerode Becoming a Lurker Again

    <Gerode, set free, immediately dashes to the shiny ball, knocks over the table Pie-Eater sets up, trips, falls on his face, arm outstretched. Shiny ball inches from the tip of Gerode's finger. Gerode, having the attention span of most gerbils, sees pizza on floor.>

    Food! Thanks!
  11. Zadok001 CPA Founder, Greater Good

    :) Welcome! Another crazy guy... And this one plays along. A lot of the new member post here, read the responses, and run, methinks.

    I'm the previosly mentioned Zadok, of course. Nicknames and random rants without any semblance of logic or grammer are my specialties, I'm all over the 'boards most days (even if my post count doens't show that out).

    [me] wonders if Gerode's attention span can exceed that of a toddler on a double latte... [/me]
  12. Gerode Becoming a Lurker Again

    Caffeine! Caffeine! Caffeine!

    <The gerbil inside Gerode's head begins rapidly running in his hampster wheel at the thought of the miracle drug>
    <Muffled squeak-squeak of hampster wheel>

    Here's an idea for the little Orange name I want. Allow me to change it to something else when my short attention span wanders away from this discussion.
    "Slave of Shiny Objects"

    <Squeak squeak THUNK>
    <Gerbil, exhausted from actually _thinking_, collapses while running and is tossed from rapidly spinning hampster wheel against Gerode's thick skull. Poor little guy>
  13. Duel Has Less Posts Than Spiderman

    Gerode, have I got a comic strip for you. http://www.sluggy.com/
    Look for ANYTHING on Kiki.

    Anyways, Welcome to the CPA. May our dice always roll natural 20's.
  14. Cateran Emperor Passed On

    If you're another of the lurkers, then you know who I am :D
  15. Whimsical Adorable Sliver

    Welcome to the asylum! Unlike mister Emperor Cat over there ... even if you lurk at the message boards, it's unlikely you'll recognize moi. It's not like I have a reputation here at the CPA or something... :D
  16. Darsh Corrupt CPA Member

    Welcome! And you do have a reputation here at the CPA Whimsical. Which number stationwagon is that Pie-eater? ;)
  17. sageridder Legendary Cpa Member

    Welcome aboard.
  18. nodnarb24 Supreme Overlord/The Rat King

    Tag Guard

    Welcome.
  19. Phyrexian Pie-Eater Veteran CPA Member&lt;BR&gt;&lt;FONT co

    It is the origional Stationwagon of Welcomness. When it is broken(way too often) I use the Clown car. The only reason I keep the Clown Car is because it has lots of space, and good gas milage(a must in this day and age).
  20. Whimsical Adorable Sliver

    Darn ... and I was trying so hard to keep a low profile... :D I still love the clown car, PPE ... ;)

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