A New Kind of Game!!!

[Oversoul]

Looking through the glory hole, he saw who his "neighbor" actually was. Wait a minute--who put that hole there? You guys...

 

[Spiderman]

Mooseman was the neighbor... and was out of squares to spare.

 

[Mooseman]

"No Seinfeld will be referenced here", he shouts, as TP starts flying in a veritable snowstorm of Charmin.

 

[Ransac]

Over yonder, Ransac was contemplating if Mooseman knew of his plan to buy all of the "After-Easter-Sale" Candy before anyone else could.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Spiderman]

Perhaps he would have been aware if he wasn't involved in a TP fight... wasting valuable squares in the process.

 

[Mooseman]

"Quiet, all you quarrelsome. quackers", mooseman quaked with inanity, " I have no quotable qualms about invoking the Quakers punishment."

 

[BigBlue]

Racing from the scene, the Orgg was happy to get away due to the soon to be infamous TP battle diversion....

 

[Oversoul]

So--what is going on now?

 

[Ransac]

The Shadow knows..................along with Chuck Norris, who just walked into our adventure.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Mooseman]

Unknown to the others, Brother Norris can lay down the Quaker TP smack down. Chuck proceeds to break every roll with a quick flick of his feet.

 

[Ransac]

Very afraid of Chuck Norris is Ransac, as Chuck Norris can impale a man with his beard.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Spiderman]

"Where is a square I can use," cried Killer Joe, as TP fights and breakage from Chuck Norris caused him to worry that he'd be stuck on the throne... for a while, if not forever, and thus not finish his quest of getting a real lightsaber.

 

[BigBlue]

X? I get "X"? I never get "X"..... on to.....

 

[Oversoul]

Y, which is a function of x.

 

[BigBlue]

Z, one of the imaginary components of complex functions from the Mandelbrot set are best represented by...

 

[Oversoul]

Archimedes, but few know of this secret.

 

[EricBess]

Back to our story and the restroom stalls, where things were really starting to pile up...

 

[Spiderman]

"Curses," cried Mooseman and Chuck Norris as they ran out of TP and rolls to break. They left leaving Killer Joe alone on the throne... and a never-ending flushing automatic potty, which kept activating every time he moved.

 

[BigBlue]

"Damn it! Will this infernal flushing never end?"

 

[Oversoul]

Even though it didn't make much sense, Sefro threw a pipe bomb into the restroom and then ran away.