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[Oversoul]

Xyster in hand, Ransac attacked BigBlue, allowing Killer Joe to make his escape and initiate the preantepenultimate phase of his evil plan.

 

[Spiderman]

Yelling commenced as this phase of his plan became clear.

 

[Oversoul]

Zoned out, the CPA members failed to notice Killer Joe's psychotic yelling.

 

[Mooseman]

As the assault on the troll commenced with the launching of the pies.

 

[Spiderman]

Before the pies reached their target though, the troll disappeared into the ground to hibernate for 1000 years.

 

[BigBlue]

Cautiously, BigBlue evaded Ransac's onslaught, trying to move the battle closer to the pie eyed pygmies...

 

[Oversoul]

Distracted as per the plan, the CPA was ripe for the antepenultimate phase of Killer Joe's evil plan.

 

[Spiderman]

Everyone was unaware that his plan was unfolding and blissfully took a nap.

 

[BigBlue]

Fortunately, Killer Joe also fell victim to sleep also taking a nap, and dreamed of...

 

[Oversoul]

Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Night, Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single power ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Oc, and Hulk Hogan...

 

[Spiderman]

He giggled and chortled in his sleep, this being the best dream ever!

 

[Mooseman]

It was a dark and stormy night......

 

[Oversoul]

Jumping up and realizing he had overslept, Killer Joe skipped everything else, and moved to the final phase of his plan.

 

[BigBlue]

Keeping quiet so as not to wake the other members, he pulled out his trusty...

 

[Mooseman]

Lightsaber with realistic movie sound effects and a glowing blade that extends to more than 3 feet in length and changes color at the push of a button.

 

[Spiderman]

"Maybe I should get a real one, that'd instill fear in all I meet," he pondered, temporarily putting his plan on hold.

 

[Oversoul]

Now where would Killer Joe find a real lightsaber?

 

[Mooseman]

Out beyond the Milky way, close to the Snickers...

 

[evan d]

Placed in a world long overdue for randomization.

 

[EricBess]

Quantum mechanics had always been a hobby of his, so getting there shouldn't be a problem.