A New Kind of Game!!!

[Zigathon]

Drinking blood out of a gatorade bottle, Baron Sengir say, "Hey, we just wanted to hang out..."

 

[BigBlue]

"Everybody come back," shouted the Baron in vain... "We did BYOB and brought plenty of Blood for all!"

 

[Oversoul]

Five of the CPA members made their way back.

 

[Spiderman]

Gagging on the thought of drinking blood though, they brought their own beer.

 

[DarthFerret]

HOUTS showed up with no beer, and was sent to pout in a corner by himself.

 

[Oversoul]

Instead of actually bringing his own blood, the Baron's real plan was to share the blood that the CPA members brought.

 

[Zigathon]

Just when everyone's fear was subsiding... HOUTS began to nitpick Baron's P/T and abilities.

 

[Oversoul]

Killer Joe rescued HOUTS from the Baron's wrath (for some reason).

 

[Spiderman]

Little did HOUTS know that Killer Joe had plans of his own...

 

[DarthFerret]

Many-faceted rubies started raining down from the heavens....

 

[BigBlue]

Nubile young dirt maidens emerged from their earthly sleep to delight in the ruby raindrops...

 

[Spiderman]

Only to be disappointed when the shower ended all too soon.

 

[Mooseman]

Phisoderm drying on their unrinsed forms, sparkles like diamonds

 

[BigBlue]

Quickening the hearts of all who gazed upon their beauty, until...

 

[Mooseman]

Ransac, the two-dimensional, midget, porn-star deduced Killer Joes deviously evil plan....

 

[Oversoul]

So he decided to celebrate his own brilliant deduction by eating a cake.

 

[Spiderman]

Too bad the "cake" was actually a pie, which was all part of Killer Joe's deviously evil plan...

 

[Oversoul]

Under the spell of Killer Joe's evil pie, Ransac attempted to strangle Spiderman.

 

[BigBlue]

"Violence only begets more violence, calm down..." said BigBlue.

 

[Mooseman]

"Whereupon, Killer Joe's evil plan comes to light, Ransac is tricked...."