A New Kind of Game!!!

[Oversoul]

So now all he had to do was find a way out of this craziness.

 

[Ransac]

This task would've been a lot easier had Ransac not needed to deal with Oversoul's sudden massve hemorrhoids.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Using their hideous, mutated appendages, the hemorrhoids seized Ransac and smothered him.

 

[Ransac]

Very disgusted was the look on everyone's faces.

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[DarthFerret]

While everyone was being disgusted by the hemmorohids, massive Juggernauts came rolling down the hills....

 

[Spiderman]

Xenon gas was being expelled by the Juggernaughts as they came rolling down the hills...

 

[Zigathon]

Yet, no one seemed to notice.

 

[Oversoul]

Zero people there at the time actually realized that any gas was being expelled, since Xenon is mostly inert and was only being expelled in trace amounts anyway.

 

[BigBlue]

Alphabet Soup started spraying from a Cambells soup vortex in the Juggernaut's chests.

 

[DarthFerret]

Big Blue, failing to notice the inert Xenon gas, rushed the juggernauts with his Jumbo sized box of Saltine Crackers...

 

[Ransac]

Coolio made a cameo, wielding a Double Quarter Pounder (with cheese!) and a bacon griddle into the battle!!!!


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Zigathon]

Donald Trump tried to bribe the juggernauts into conceding, but...

 

[Oversoul]

Evil was spreading everywhere.

 

[DarthFerret]

Four and twenty blackbirds burst from one of Ransac's pies and slammed into the Juggernauts...

 

[Spiderman]

Gouging little blackbird beak pecks into their chests. Undaunted by this flying feathered attack, they strode on...

 

[Oversoul]

Having been forgotten all this time, Paper Sefro began implementing his plans for world domination.

 

[BigBlue]

It started like any world domination plan, small at the beginning...

 

[DarthFerret]

Just building and building into a small avalanche that could not be stopped except for....

 

[Oversoul]

Killing Paper Sefro would probably work.

 

[Spiderman]

Little did anyone realize that Paper Sefro was nearly unkillable except for...