A New Kind of Game!!!

[Zigathon]

Yawgmoth's eyes suddenly open...

 

[Ransac]

...zealously, I might add.

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Spiderman]

And everyone was afraid.

 

[Ransac]

But lo, Ransac said "Thou shalt not....*cough cough* sorry; WE WILL FIGHT AND WIN, MY FELLOW CPA!!!!!!!!!!!"


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[DarthFerret]

Continuing with the newest themes, Mishra was seen building a hundred Ornithopters to use to bring down the mighty Yawgmoth.

 

[BigBlue]

Delightfully cheap, Ornithopters work great as both fodder and delivering other goodies, like....

 

[Zigathon]

Ever so sneaky ninjas...

 

[Oversoul]

Freyalise snuck up from behind Oversoul.

 

[DarthFerret]

Goblin Ballon Brigades started dropping Oranges on top of Everyone!

 

[Zigathon]

However, Zigathon has an umbrella.

 

[Spiderman]

"It's a good think I have this umbrella so I'm not squashed by these oranges," he thought, as he laughed at everyone else who did NOT have an umbrella and was getting squashed.

 

[DarthFerret]

Just as Zigathon thought he would get away with this, some oranges rolled under his feet, causing him to fall over and drop the umbrella....

 

[BigBlue]

Knowing his plan was thwarted, Zigathon thrust the remains of his now battered umbrella into the oranges, managing to skewer 12 of them before...

 

[Oversoul]

Landing in a big pile of shaving cream.

 

[Mooseman]

Making his umbrella open, shooting the 12 oranges at mach speed.

 

[BigBlue]

No orange had ever broken the sound barrier up to this point in history, in a panic the Orange screamed...

 

[DarthFerret]

Oooouuuuuuuccccccchhhhhhhhh! as it splatered upon the person of Oversoul who then decided that it was time for Zigathon to....

 

[Oversoul]

Perish.

 

[Mooseman]

Quivering in fear of soiling himself.

 

[Ransac]

Ransac decides that now would be a great time to triumphantly retreat.


Ransac, cpa trash man