A New Kind of Game!!!

[Ransac]

...ever close to Ransac, the only man who can probably wield it.

 

[Oversoul]

Fortunately, Richard Garfield was distracted by DarthFerret's deathray attack, and didn't notice Ransac wielding the creamy/leaden rabbit.

 

[Ransac]

Going for the victory and the salvation of his CPA brethren, Ransac swings the Cream-Colored Lead Rabbit at Richard Garfield's head!!!!!

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[DarthFerret]

His head then exploded, causing everyone in the vicinity to become covered in Cream-Colored goo.

 

[Arix]

In doing this however, CPA was again free from the tyranny.

 

[Oversoul]

Justice had been dealt to the cruel autocrat.

 

[DarthFerret]

"Killing with lead rabbits is prohibited by law", exclaimed Spiderman, when he finally noticed what was going on in the off-topic threads...

 

[Ransac]

...lemmings were imitating him.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Mice declared war on the lemmings.

 

[Arix]

Ninja robot pirate mice, to be exact.

 

[Zigathon]

Optimus Prime has been sent to resolve the situation.

 

[Spiderman]

"Perish ye shall," exclaimed Optimus Prime as, since he was in a hurry to punish DarthFerret for skipping "X", he obliterated both lemmings and mice in a fiery laser blast.

 

[Ransac]

Quick to assess the situation, DarthFerret approached Ransac on the finer points of "Triumphantly Retreating".


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Zigathon]

"Regeneration," Richard Garfield screams as he grows another head, taps, and removes himself from combat.

 

[DarthFerret]

Sadly, before Richard Garfield could complete the Regeneration, the ever popular TomB pointed out that the card said "buried" and Garfield vanished in a puff of logic..

 

[BigBlue]

Technically, it's destroyed and cannot be regenerated, much like it was originally, before they deemed bury a better solution before scrapping it and returning to Richard Garfield's original wording.

 

[Spiderman]

Unnoticed by anyone, Apollo had come back from... whereever he had been.

 

[DarthFerret]

Vanguard decks started springing up all around the multiverse, distracting the lemmings...

 

[BigBlue]

Who scrambled to pick up as many of the Weatherlight characters as they could. Tahngarth is especially a lemming favorite, being the most closely related one.

 

[Oversoul]

Xenoliths emerged around Oversoul and trapped him for allowing BigBlue to beat him to using "W."