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[DarthFerret]

And she had gotten a degree in crowbar assault from Cambridge University, with a minor in.....

 

[Arix]

...being a green chicken.

 

[Oversoul]

Completely unprepared for this attack, Oversoul was stunned and unable to defend himself.

 

[Spiderman]

Desperately, he did the only thing he could do and called Cambridge University to have them revoke Zora's degree.

 

[Arix]

Even then, Zora, though no longer qualified to be a green chicken, continued her crowbar assault.

 

[Oversoul]

Feeling around with his tentacles, Oversoul finally picked up a crowbar of his own and pulled it in from twelve miles away.

 

[DarthFerret]

Growing aprehension settled upon the wench who then reverse thrust her crowbar into herself, thus proving that revoking the degree really does work...

 

[Oversoul]

Having impaled herself on her own weapon, Zora was unable to resist being battered by Oversoul's crowbar.

 

[Spiderman]

"I can't believe this didn't work," she shouted as she stumbled away and Oversoul, once the pursued, became the pursuee.

 

[DarthFerret]

Just at that moment, one of DarthFerrets innefectual lightning bolts, struck Oversoul's crowbar, heating it up to 1000 degrees, proving that it was not so ineffectual as everyone else thought!

 

[Oversoul]

Knocked out by the explosion of the superheated crowbar, Oversoul began casting Fireblasts all over the place.

 

[DarthFerret]

Looting has started in among the many surrounding peasants (Pokemon players), and the fireblasts burst among them like....

 

[Ransac]

...many sparkling sparklers, but without all of the red tape.

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Arix]

"No!" they all shouted, as the sparkly sparks from the sparkling sparklers sparkled all over them.

 

[DarthFerret]

Oversoul heard several voices in the crowd chanting "I choose you, Arix" and then they threw red and white colored balls at him.

 

[Arix]

"Pthooie!" came the noise from Arix's mouth as he spat flame at the balls in a vain attempt to stop them, but to no avail.

 

[Oversoul]

Quietus came to the peasants as Arix turned on them unexpectedly.

 

[Spiderman]

"Run, run, run," the peasants shouted as they sought to escape Arix's wrath.

 

[Ransac]

So they ran, yet all of them tripped on a trail of lead rabbits, delaying their escape.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Truly satisfied that his lead rabbit trap had worked so well, Ransac departed in search of new victims.