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DarthFerret
Guest
Unlikely as it seemed, Ransac realized that the entire multi-verse was against him (except for the little blue pygmies, but we are not supposed to mention them).
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Arix
Guest
Various types of newts wanted to chew on Ransac's toes, as even the reptiles were against him.
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DarthFerret
Guest
"You have deigned to steal all the pies in the Multiverse, therefore you must die!" Exclaims a disemboidied voice from nowhere in particular.
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BigBlue
Guest
"Zora! Get out of my head," exclaimed a tired Ransac who added, "or I shall have to..."
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Arix
Guest
"...ask you kindly again to get out of my head!"
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DarthFerret
Guest
Convieneintly, the dismebodied voice then began to recite the recipe for Dragon stew, which, oddly enough, did not contain any ingredients derrived from a dragon...
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BigBlue
Guest
Dragon stew is instead derived from edible byproducts of inedible cheese food products - which incredibly are not cheese, food, or edible by sane people.
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Arix
Guest
Far be it for anyone's life to depend upon dragon stew that doesn't contain dragon meat, dragon blood or anything from a dragon, but in this case, it was so.
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Arix
Guest
Had he been able to find some, he could have been saved.
(on a side note, wheee I love dragonfruit!)
(on a side note, wheee I love dragonfruit!)
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DarthFerret
Guest
Kin to the griffins, a might phlanx of Hyppogriffs also descended.
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Arix
Guest
"Lo and behold!" the griffin chieftain Khamar announced. "There is a...
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DarthFerret
Guest
Ousted from his pie attraction, Ransac then ran and dove into an abandoned Badger hole to escape the griffins...