A New Kind of Game!!!

[Oversoul]

Gleefully he reached hundreds of tentacles into the wormhole at a time and pulled out an ever-increasing army of snake people to combat the toad-people.

 

[DarthFerret]

However, before the order could be obeyed the top half of the tree (having been the only part to survive the opening of the wormhole) fell on top of the snake people, crushing thier...

 

[Oversoul]

Idiotic sidekick named Leo.

 

[DarthFerret]

Just after that, it continued rolling down the side of the hill, mowing the snake people down (in the future, rats would infest the world so severley that the pied piper would run away) and causing Oversoul to run.....

 

[Spiderman]

Kidding himself that he was about to cleanly get away, Oversoul looked back to see...

 

[DarthFerret]

Little purple men chasing after him, a by-product from the tree being pulled out of the worm hole, angry that thier tree home had been destroyed.

 

[Spiderman]

"Methinks I need to run faster," thought Oversoul, as he strived to indeed to outrun the purple men.

 

[DarthFerret]

Never-the-less, the purple men continued to gain advantage on him, as he ran further and further, until....

 

[Spiderman]

Oversoul finally gave up and stood gasping as the purple men surrounded him, jeering and ready to do some bodily damage.

 

[BigBlue]

"Purple men," shouted Oversoul, "Do your worst, it'll be no more than I've already endured today." This took the purple people by such surprise, that they. . .

 

[DarthFerret]

Quickly turned and ran back to the wormhole, only to find that it had inadvertantly turned into a large whale, which tail slapped them right before it asphixiated from not being in the ocean. This cause a massive....


(Does anyone want to volunteer to write this whole story-in-progress on a word file and then see if we can market it?)

 

[BigBlue]

Rupture in the wormhole which was actually the blowhole of this cosmic whale.

(**for the record, whales are mammals and wouldn't quite drown out of the ocean, they just starve and dehydrate badly when out of water... And, I'm wondering if Spidey couldn't somehow export these posts into some form of document which could then be edited and cleaned up... rather than retyping the whole thing from scratch... This is basically one very long and interesting Fantasy Blog... The Chronicles of the CPA... not to be confused with a very long and interesting Fantasy Blob... known as Fat Bastard...)

 

[Spiderman]

So now bereft of foes, Oversoul scratched his head, trying to figure out what to do next.

(I probably can export the thread into text, but I'd have to check how to do it)

 

[DarthFerret]

Then, in the distance, Oversoul saw DarthFerret bearing down on him in a flurry of....

(I had to get my name in here if this is gonna become "The Chronicles of the CPA" after all..)

 

[Oversoul]

Unusually ineffectual (although very pretty) fireballs.

 

[DarthFerret]

Venting his rage at his misfiring of the ineffectual fireballs, Darthferret commenced to hurling equally ineffectual lightning bolts.

 

[Oversoul]

Wondering why he was not being harmed, Oversoul shrugged and continued his retreat.

 

[Spiderman]

X-citedly, DarthFerret decided to just charge Oversoul and go mano-a-mano.

 

[Arix]

Yonder, there be a gentle wench who beateth Oversoul with a crowbar!

 

[Oversoul]

Zora was her name.