A New Kind of Game!!!

[Oversoul]

Instead of trying to protect Ransac, he was actually attempting to bring him to a private torture chamber.

 

[Ransac]

Just when Ransac thought he was safe, into the torture chamber he went.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Spiderman]

Kibbles and Bits lay strewn on the floor; Ransac's torture was to eat them, one piece at a time.

 

[Oversoul]

Laughing sadistically, K9Archmage continued to spread kibbles and bits across the floor, too quickly for Ransac to catch up.

 

[Ransac]

Many hours later, our hero (that's Ransac, for all of you out there) hatches a very clever plan to escape this torture.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Not doing well financially, K9Archmage had purchased the cheap kibbles and bits, which began to make Ransac feel very sick.

 

[Spiderman]

Only by clenching his butt cheeks could Ransac avoid an "accident".

 

[Ransac]

Part of Ransac's plan, however, involved unclenching his cheeks while K9Archmade was around.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Quietly, patiently, and very uncomfortably, Ransac waited for the opportune moment.

 

[Ransac]

Right when K9Archmage leaned down to tie Ransac's shoelaces together, Ransac unclenches his rear and the plan is implemented.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Stunned by Ransac's unorthodox maneuver, K9Archmage remains motionless on the ground for several minutes.

 

[Spiderman]

Though it was because he was stunned from the powerful impact of Ransac's buttcheeks hitting his body...

 

[Ransac]

Unconscious and twitiching on the floor, K9Archmage doesn't notice Ransac slipping out of his restraints (which weren't tied, locked, or anything) and casually walk out of the door.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Very soon, Ransac realized that he was lost.

 

[Ransac]

What's worse, he's flatulant.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Xebecs with rocket engines crashed near Ransac and nearly killed him.

 

[Spiderman]

Yet another near disaster averted.

 

[Oversoul]

Zero of these disasters had involved typewriter ribbons.

 

[Ransac]

A second after Ransac regained his sense, he heard a search and destroy party (made of CPA members) all trying to find Ransac and destroy him/get their $20 back/point and laugh at him.

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Big Blue spotted Ransac hiding in the bushes.