A New Kind of Game!!!

[Ransac]

Ransac notices this and tells Oversoul, who's still getting ready, that BigBlue is now an Oversould clone.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[BigBlue]

Sales are going through the roof - with BigBlue being oversold, the airlines are requesting volunteers with offers of free intergalactic tickets (good only when used on January 10th for travel leaving at 9 am and returning at 9:10 am - but it is valid any January 10th for the last 23 millenia).

 

[Ransac]

Taking us back to the fight...

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Tabasco]

Using his light-speed reflexes Tabasco impales the Oversoul clone with a toothbrush then uses his mutts to hunt down the real Oversoul (who is a pansy).

 

[Ransac]

Very high-pitched whining is heard coming from the arena.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Spiderman]

Which came from Ransac as he was drawn into the fight for double-posting the letter "P"

 

[Ransac]

X-tra, X-tra: Ransac wets his pants during the fight!


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Yaks stampede through the arena, crushing Tabasco's dogs.

 

[Mooseman]

Zebras follow the Yaks to make sure nothing survives the stampede, except.......

 

[Ransac]

...A certain pants-wetted random-guy named Ransac.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

BigBlue (still an Oversoul clone) or maybe the real Oversoul is seen battling Tabasco atop one of the yaks.

 

[Tabasco]

Caught running upstream Tabasco and BigBlue (with the toothbrush still sticking out of his abdomen have made their way to the zebras as the frantically run across the backs of the stampede...

upon reaching the end they corner the pants-wetten Ransac and drive a wooden stake through his skull.

 

[Spiderman]

Dang! This got brutally violent in a hurry!

 

[Oversoul]

Even as Spiderman is appalled at the level of violence, Oversoul is busy making his escape...

 

[Spiderman]

Fleeing Tabasco and BigBlue and now a pant-wet-stake-in-the-head Ransac, who joined them.

 

[Oversoul]

Good thing Ransac's brain is safe from being impaled by that stake...

 

[Spiderman]

How come?

 

[BigBlue]

I think it's because he's wrapped his soiled pants around his head, and no one wants to get near him...

 

[Spiderman]

Just because of that? It's just "water"

 

[BigBlue]

Killed the thread, that is some potent "water" soaked pants...