A New Kind of Game!!!

[Tabasco]

Everyone do the Polka!!!!

 

[Ransac]

Fo' shizzle, y'all!!!!!


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Good idea.

 

[Ransac]

Hells yea!!!!!!


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[BigBlue]

I think this is just getting silly now, can we please get back to the story which is already in progress?

 

[Ransac]

JUST A SECOND.......... we have a story?


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Mooseman]

Killer Joe's evil plan of world domination.... or dominatrix...... one or the other.

 

[Ransac]

Lets add a twist to the plot!


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Maybe the plot twist could involve Tabasco and Ransac's secret love affair?

 

[DarthFerret]

Nubile, scantily clad women usually twist a plot fairly well....

 

[Tabasco]

Or we could talk about how Ransac cheated on Tabasco with Killer Joe (whom he met at a Polka) whilst scandly clad women were dancing about them to make it seem not totally homosexual

 

[Mooseman]

Please stop with the gay references and get back to the story, which was interesting.

 

[Ransac]

Queer references get us no where, just like the Government!


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Mooseman]

Right on, Ransac, let's organize a sit in and protest.

 

[Ransac]

Since we're sitting, we can play Magic, right?


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Mooseman]

"That's a good idea", quips mooseman, as Ransac, Killer Joe, BigBlue and himself pull out their cosmic crusader decks and start a multi-player game of chaos magic.

 

[Ransac]

Unabashedly, Ransac switches his cosmic crusader deck for a completely Un-Deck.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[DarthFerret]

Vying for a spot at the magic table where everyone (except Oversoul and himself) is sitting, DarthFerret pulls out a deck that is made entirely of Artifacts, and Lands yet has nothing newer than Invasions in it, and asks to join in...

 

[Oversoul]

While this is going on, something terrible is happening in Vancouver, BC.

 

[Ransac]

X-tremely terrible.


Ransac, cpa trash man