A joke, horriblely bad one at that...

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Namielus

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One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon. The demon asked, "Why so glum?"

The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!"

"Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?"

"Sure," the man said, "I love to drink."

"Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!"

The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great."

"You a smoker?" the demon asked.

"You better believe it!"

"You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, no biggie. You're already dead, remember?"

"Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!"

The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble."

"Why yes, as a matter of fact I do."

"Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow. You into drugs?"

The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs! You don't mean . . ."

"That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!"

"Wow, the guy said, starting to feel better about his situation, "I never realized Hell was such a cool place!"

The demon said, "You gay?"

"No."

"Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays."
 
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Duel

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Ouch, man. Ouch.

I wouldn't have made that joke. And when you reach that point, you're in serious trouble.....
 
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dw51688

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NOt the bst thing to say after what the CPA has recently gone thru.
 
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Hawaiian mage

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Is that suposed to mean being gay is evil?

It was a great joke and all, but it is sort of racist.
 
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DÛke

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...I don't understand what you mean, care to explain a bit?

...Suleiman, not that bad:).
 
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Namielus

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Umm its a joke I did not read in to it "lets go do some gay bashing!" I just thought it was funny...

And hey if you hated to doobie the size of a submarine you would hate thursdays!

Does that mean drugs are bad? (well we all know that answer already...)

I wasn't trying to do anything offensive there and if you have offensive to that then I didn't mean it.

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[Edited by Namielus on 10-26-00 at 08:26 PM]
 
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Hetemti

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dw...what the CPA's gone through? What? The color change?

Hm...racist?

I'm confoundidedid. Sounded like a standard-issue lame joke to me...
 
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Volradon

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Even though its probably wrong, it was funny in some sort of way.
 
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Cateran Emperor

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Well, at least I thought it was funny Namelius :D

Guys, it's a joke. Calm down and laugh.
 
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dw51688

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The quality of being intolerant; refusal to allow to others the enjoyment of their opinions, chosen modes of worship, and the like; want of patience and forbearance; illiberality; bigotry; as, intolerance shown toward a religious sect.
 
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Cateran Emperor

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I still don't follow. What does that have to do with anything here?
 
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Sleepy

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I rthink he's trying to say it was an offensive line to gays.I dont understand though that a gay person would be offended because a straight person wouldn't look forward to gay friday.
 
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terzarima

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ugh man who is our resident gay? Is it Melkor I can't remeber! But man I have to say as long as no one takes offense (Melkor mainly if he is gay I can't remember, and melkor you can beaet on me if I'm wrong) I think its okay, I mean I don't take offense to it,

but man that is funny....

hehehe.....

Much laughing....
 
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Duster

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:rolleyes: What was anti-homosexual about the joke anyway?
It's not like the punchline was like "I hate homosexuals!"

It was just saying that if the guy wasn't gay, then he wouldn't be having too much fun on Fridays right?! Maybe Saturdays are straight days eh?
There is no anti-homosexuality in that, in fact, I told it to a gay friend of mine, and she was cracking up.

And not to be a jerk or anything (too late!), but if you're anti-homosexual, you're not racist, you're just anti-homosexual. Homosexuality isn't a race, Caucasian or Arab are races.

Whew, long speil is over...
 
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Namielus

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I don't see where this all started, the joke is funny and that is all.

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Duster

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Right on Namielus, I agree completely.
The joke rocked, enough said.
 
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Sleepy

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maybe he's saying the joke says its evil to be gay or something the same way its saying drinking, drugs, gambling and smoking cigars is evil. I drink, smoke, and gamble sometimes, and I'm not offended. why should a gay person feel that way?
 
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