Oh, I see, a WISEGUY, eh? How 'bout this, I replace your money-money pie with our infamous "Wish-Pie", you know, its a pie and you *wish* you had something in it! MuWhahahahaha!!!!!!
Do you SEE!? Cheese-Sticks on the menu?
"Hey Josef, put that tea down and com'ere, I want youse to do something...