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Not me. Then who?

After running into the establishment, he was confronted by a gang of clowns.

I must have missed this before. Casual two-headed giant games were fun because you could throw any of your decks into the mix and see how things played out. This rule is a huge blow to that. I was never the sort who built decks specifically for one variant or another (I did some 150-card...

Some control decks will probably be able to fetch them at the end of an opponent's turn, and not lose any life at all.

*Oversoul plucks the speck out of the air.* There you are. I thought I'd lost you for good. Ransac, what are you looking at anyway? *Looks up.* Hey, what's that thing falling from the sky?

Besides, there is no such thing as "palestiens."

Theories don't have goals. So I'm not sure what you mean by "failing."

And so he set off, in search of the elusive recipe.

Weevils grab Ransac as he cowers behind Oversoul, and take him to their weevil stronghold, in order to hold a weevilish feast with his body as the main course.

Not really. What are you doing?

A large chunk of the moon, which is made of cheese, breaks off and falls on you, pulverizing your body. I wish I had Ransac's cheese.

Tamarin

As he left Yut's fortress, he heard a booming voice say, "Casnar, I am the ghost of Namredips, the first chieftan of the snotlings, and as the last of our kind, it is your sacred duty to find the recipe for the ultimate pudding."

Heh. Seriously? How many times has this happened to you?

I used to be one of those players, and I don't think there are all that many of them. Casual players will continue to use painlands when they can't get their hands on these cards, but for tournament players or casual players with deep pockets, these things are going to be preferred. They can be...

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Um, I guess. That chain thing was weird. How did you do it?

"All generalizations are dangerous, even this one." :p

Stultiloquence

Suddenly, Ransac noticed that Oversoul was back, and charging at him with an empty tube of toothpaste.