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You are captured and sold as a slave in some remote location (like Texas). You are trained as a cook (and a very good one) and forced to cook for your cruel master for the rest of your life until he beats you too much for some random thing and you die from your wounds. I wish that Ransac's...

As the harpy dove to attack Casnar she cackled, "Die, foolish snotling."

He means the humans that we are fighting and not me! :eek: *Cugel will also wait for a clean shot at the enemies*

Alright.

Legacy is still less than a year old, Nightstalkers. I am going to have to re-evaluate Landstill, as I would not have expected it to do so well...

*In his sleep, Oversoul casts Flame Rift and Forks it.*

In a fierce battle (the clowns significantly outnumbered the harpies), all of the clowns perished, as did all but one harpy, which now turned to attack Casnar.

The war is brutal but miraculously doesn't harm the United States in any way. In an unrelated incident, about a dozen states secede from the union, yours included. France blows them up. You get killed in a war--by the French. I wish for this horrible war to end.

Meanwhile, Oversoul was following Ransac's trail, and about to catch up with him.

Yes, and I cannot lie. Okay, I guess I can lie... How far is it to the top?

Limbs

*Oversoul tries to get up, but lies back down.* Mmm. That smells good.

The flatulence drew the attention of harpies, who were searching for Casnar.

You are infused with the knowledge of the demon's secret--the same terrible secret that Oversoul died such a bricky death for knowing. I wish that when the demon kills Ransac, he doesn't use any bricks.

Killer Joe exclaims, "Ransac? Is that you?"

Our house. Where is it?

Arms

I don't really have any deck ideas floating around right now. I do have all of my cards sitting around, horribly disorganized. So I'll try to throw something whacky together later today I guess (should be fun, I haven't built a deck in a while). For the format, I don't have enough new cards to...

In another post... Gizmo simply cut the portions of these quotes that gave them context and posted them together, either deliberately or because he really did misread what DÛke was saying (I've made similar errors myself at times, so it wouldn't really surprise me). But I suppose that's a...

*Still disoriented, Oversoul casts Resurrection and Giant Growth on Theorgg.*