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Do share the nature of this location with the rest of us, BigBlue.

Your dog goes outside and takes a dump on The Orgg's foot. The Orgg becomes enranged and breaks all your ribs. I wish The Orgg would start doing that invisible text in his wishes again.

Then Gizmo is a punk for that very reason.

I'm ready to school someone else, for that matter. :p Ransac made the W/R deck too good by adding Dwarven Pony...

Troglodytes? :confused: Anyway, I nominate Order of the Ebon Hand. Black already had excellent creatures in the form of Hypnotic Specter and Black Knight, but there was plenty of room for another and Order of the Ebon Hand was the perfect choice. A pumpable first striker is superb for both...

You should have combined it with Relentless Assault...

You're probably thinking of when it was banned in Extended, which started in 2000 and ended when Mercadian Masques (the last set to include Dark Ritual) rotated out of the format.

Granted. The streets grab the blood of the munchkins and proceed to run as fast as they can. They run right over you. Squish. I wish that streets really could run over Ransac.

The old Tacoma Narrows bridge. How much will BigBlue get for this bridge?

Death

But this wouldn't be a Mirrodin-style deck with affinity and all that. It would be more like MUD, only not as good because we're all crazy. So maybe more like CRAP?

Dark Ritual was never restricted in Vintage. It was banned in Extended until it rotated out of the format anyway. And I don't think Heavy B cares...

It sounds like I need to move to Pittsburgh...

I've never done anything that was dumb. Do you believe me?

Yeah, if you'd countered the Jitte, I'd have been done for. Most of the cards in my hand are white and I STILL haven't seen a white mana source this game. I fully expected to lose after the manascrew persisted, but hadn't counted on even worse luck for you... Untap, draw, tap a Mountain for Sol...

But Macbeth was Scottish...

Granted. This makes for some boring games where both players drop land for 15 turns in a row. I wish I had no shoulders.

You mean "Tommy"? :confused:

I'll remove another counter to kill the Birds of Paradise, then play a Juggernaut. Done after that. Oversoul Life: 20 Cards in Hand: 7 Cards in Library: 45 In Play: -(T, T, T) Mountain x3 -(T) Shivan Gorge -(5 counters, equipped to Dwarven Pony) Umezawa's Jitte -(1/1, T) Dwarven Pony...

Well, you're just all over the place, aren't you?