C'mon, if you want a challenge, I'll lay the smackdown on all your candy @$$es, if you smeLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL what ransac is cooking
Ransac, rock fan
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS!!!!!!!! Your mom either smacks peoples bottoms with a spikey clothesline, or you are going off to play magic. The choice is yours and yours alone.
Ransac, legend of the hidden butt-weasel
D is correct
Next Question
How many shoes?
A:9
B:16
C:7,756,543,345,423.9477576
D:A and D
I'll await your answers.
Ransac, is that your FINAL desicion?
OWIE-OWIE-OWIE-OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who knew that this would be so painful?
*Ransac pulls T-rex teeth and spikes out of his bum*
Now I feel old
Ransac, the old fart
Not that anybody really gives a rat's @$$ but, this is my 100th post. That means that you have all had to suffer 100 brain-scrambling messages that don't make any sense. HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!
Ransac, the one who, um, uh, read the new signature
My first rare was a Shivan Dragon, back when Arabian Nights came out. I bought my first back of AN after that and my first AN rare was......King Suleiman. I cursed God for that.
Ransac, who just got struck by lightning
First Question
Who is the person asking this question?
A:Ransac
B:A Retard
C:A stupid monkey lover
D:All of the above
I'll post the next question later
Ransac, is that your FINAL answer?
MORE CARDS!!!!!
Instant Oatmeal
2RR
Instant
Take target card and grind it into dust. That's card's controller must pour milk on it and eat it. If he makes a bad face, destroy all lands that player controls.
Bad Breath
2GB
Instant
Eat anchovies, garlic, poody-crud, and other bad tasting foods...
Here's another one, hot off the presses.
Death to Pika-poo
RB
Instant
Destroy target non-black creature. If you see someone playing with pokemon cards near you, you may beat the living %&*( out of them and steal their lunch money. Then, light their cards on fire.
"Mommy, it hurts"...