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*Ransac laughs at Bob's comment and decides to release the sixth plague of Ransac on Fuzzy510. Fuzzy510 then realizes that there is something wrong, but he doesn't know what. Is it body odor? No. Is it more weasels? No. Then, he realizes that he is now a half of an inch tall. Bugs start chasing...

Well, then. NEW TALLY!!! Riva Iron-Grip:4 Ransac:3 Dakkon:1 Daggertooth:1 Ed:1 And fuzzy510:Still 0. Ransac, cpa trash man

WOW!!!!! The guy's been here for about 12 hours or so and he's already the hottest ticket in town? Gosh, I should try buttering up to him. *Ransac clears his throat. Then, he snaps his fingers and Pillbug is wearing black clothes(a new tux, to be exact).* HEY, buddy!!!! Howzit goin'? I'll be...

Ransac, here. I was on the pot and heard that theorgg ambushed and demolished YJ. Does this mean that YJ will be fit to fight Apollo, or will it be Triple Threat between all three, seeing as how theorgg won. More on this topic later. Ransac, cpa trash man

SURE!!!! NEGATIVE VOTE FOR FUZZY!!!!! Riva Iron-grip:4 Ransac:3 Fuzzy510:Well, look at that, 0!!!!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

*After several failed attempts at trying to kill Istanbul, Ransac extends his hand towards Istanbul and shakes his hand. Ransac then decides that Istanbul is a worthy adversary and would make a better ally. He ask Istanbul is he wishes to join in on the beating of Fuzzy510. While Istanbul is...

Well, I like the return of my favorite Exodus bird, Welkin Hawk. I'm too wrapped up in type 2 tournament play righ now that I haven't had time to play with any of my old cards. Ransac, cpa trash man

Eat pie? Roll in a ball? Sounds like a new resident crazy person. Here's your room key. It's between K9Archmage's and Teferi's room. It comes complete with padded walls. Ransac, cpa trash man

Tally Riva Iron-Grip:4 Ransac:3 Fuzzy510:1, that's right. just 1. you can't compete with the likes of riva and I. Or even K9Archmage. One note:people are voting for who WAS the most immature, not who IS. I'll keep all votes posted presently, but vote for people who are immature now...

It appears that YJ is throwing down his weapons and is walking away. THEORGG WINS WITHOUT A FIGHT!!!! Join us next week when K9 and I commentate YJ's efforts at Apollo. Ransac, cpa trash man

Boot to the head. *A boot falls from the sky and hits Fuzzy510 in the head. He falls unconscious.* A saying like that coming from you? You should be licking my boots(ba-dum-ching) for me to save you from the plagues. These plagues are the evil incarnate, well, in a funny sense. Ransac, cpa...

New card Monkey Splapper G Instant Target creature must make monkey splapper. It is removed from the game until it physically tells you that it has made monkey splapper. You may pay 1 life to return this card to your hand. Ransac, cpa trash man

Um, more fires, less meteor storm Ransac, cpa trash man

This post has been edited due to the fact that its' previous form sucked. Thank you Ransac, cpa trash man [Edited by Ransac on 01-22-01 at 03:52 PM]

If you look at the priest conducting the wedding of the fake Ariel and that prince guy in The Little Mermaid, you'll notice that he has a boner. Ransac, cpa trash man

Okay, okay. Because I love making cards of myself, here's my first ever depiction of myself, made when someone was asking for cards of ourselves back in early october, when I was still a newbie. Ransac, Village Idiot 3RW (I think) Creature-Idiot Legend When Ransac, Village Idiot comes into...

Ransac thinks quickly and remembers that protection from color doesn't protect it from things that don't target it. Ransac:<whispering>Hey, Someone needs to cast a mass destruction spell. That would kill him. Bob:I can't believe how stupid you are. WE would die, too!!! Ransac:Well, can you...

Ransac, here again, with your up-to-minute report. Well, after using his wings to narrowly escape defeat, YJ runs into a swarm of living, flying, goblin poo. YJ is having difficulty keeping flight and, OHHH, he gets hit right in the face. That's gonna cost him. That's portion is brought to you...

Ummm, I'll make you what I find you fit. I'll try to meet your "requirements", but understand that this thread is for me to create cards of CPA members and that the cards reflect in some way what the member is like to me. THAT'S what I do. Like I said, I'll try to meet your "requirements", but...

Ransac here, you favorite commentator, commentating on the battle about to take place. Along side me as always is the, um, uncontrollable K9Archmage. Well, it looks like everything is about to get under way. YJ is walking towards theorgg's cave to challenge him. He's walking and, OH, he trips...