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    CPA-vivor

    I kicked my brother off of the computer so I could sign up. I wish to be in camp Punta. *Ransac's manager tells him that there is no camp Punta* Dang. Well, throw me in a camp. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    CPA Reality 2: The Burger King Outback

    I, the winner of the last show, wish to join this one. Oh, and, um, sorry about getting you voted off last time. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    BLASPHEMY!

    Good show, Daggertooth. Good show. I can see that you will fit in quite well, here. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Whip Out The Bug-B-Gone!!

    He said he left already. You're taking this too seriously, for crickies sake. And besides, Bug-B-Gone doesn't work when a shell is up. A shell protects people. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    YJ: The Killer Wasp!

    *Nodnarb24 looks at the vasectomy job he did and realizes that it was not to Ransac, but to one of Nodnarb24's many rat followers. Ransac is running away like a spoiled monkey.* Next time!!!!!!! *Ransac disappears into nothingness. Actually he hailed a cab and left.* Ransac, cpa trash man
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    YJ: The Killer Wasp!

    *YJ then feels fatigue and falls down, as strong as a baby.* You see, you can't recover someone by praying. You have to kick them in the nuts. It doesn't heal them, but it's funny. Watch!!! *Ransac kicks Nodnarb24 in the nuts. Nodnarb24 starts crying.* Ransac, cpa trash man
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    New person

    *Nodnarb24start kaughing to himself about how he's going to shoot Ransac. Then, something hits him in the head. It's poo. He turns around and sees Ransac throwing more poo. Nodnarb24 loses his balance and falls off the roof into..........a big pile of poo. Nodnarb24 says he gives up loses...
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    YJ: The Killer Wasp!

    *Ransac grabs the warm milk bottle and drinks. Big mistake. Ransac hurls.* Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Whip Out The Bug-B-Gone!!

    Um, well. Game over, I guess. *Ransac reaches to grab Pillbug's hand so he can lift it up high. Ransac then realizes that Pillbug left. Ransac thinks and pretends that he is holding up Pillbug's hand. Ransac then asks for some pretzels and leaves, but no before kicking fuzzy in the nuts some...
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    Latest avalanche of Planeshift cards...

    Istanbul, are you kidding? Dark Suspicions is going to be a KEY sideboard card in R/B speed decks. Against Nether-Go, definitely. Against B/U fish, definitely. Against Under-Drake, yes. Now, notice all of these are B/U. BUT, there is a deck that has been monopolizing the tourney seen at my shop...
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    Whip Out The Bug-B-Gone!!

    *Ransac appears and shouts his standings.* I will help pillbug. If you fight him, you must fight me. And I don't know if you remember our past, but you can't take take fingers, the snapping of, all that well. *Ransac snaps his fingers and a forcefield surrounds each person individually.* No...
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    BLASPHEMY!

    *Everyone is fighting everyone, but fuzzy510 is only being fought by the rain. Ransac jumps out and hits fuzzy510 with a monkey and hands fuzzy510 a copy of what will be his promo card for Ransac's next set. After reviewing it, fuzzy510 agrees with the card and Ransac kicks fuzzy in the nuts...
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    YJ: The Killer Wasp!

    *Ransac takes the opportunity and whacks YJ with his microphone while he's bandaged. Suddenly, YJ turns around and attacks Ransac. Ransac pushes a button for help and.............Y2J COMES OUT!!!!!* Y2J, Chris Jericho, of of WWF comes out and attacks YJ. Y2J vs YJ!!!!!!!!! Jericho attacks YJ...
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    It's HERE!!!!!!!! Watch Hell on the CPA TV Network!!

    First off, I'm just happy that I won the........Mcdonald's Survivor. Second, I didn't care about the money, seeing as how it was fake in the first place. Third, I wish everybody else had replied as I had so after a while I could unveil my plan to win. But, there's always next season.:)...
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    Weasel Country and Others

    I applaud thee. Good show. You'll make a fine addition to the crazy people here. I had my doubts at first, but you'll do fine. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    THE MOST IMMATURE CPA MEMBER!!!

    New tally Riva Iron-Grip:5 Ransac:3 Ed:1 Daggetooth:1 Dakkon:1 Ransac, cpa trash man
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    3rd time around!!! CPA SUPERSTARS!!!

    THAT'S IT!!!! BOOTHS ARE CLOSED!!!!!! THE NEW SUPERSTARS ARE!!!!!! Bob:2 Whimsical:2 Arhar:2 Almindhra:4 Ransac:With an all-time high number of votes, 6!!! That's the tally. Thanks to a last minute vote, I didn't have to randomize that whole group. And our priviliges our........to say that...
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    It's HERE!!!!!!!! Watch Hell on the CPA TV Network!!

    *Ransac, upset at the advantage TURD CUTTER!!! took while Ransac was drunk, Ransac walks up to TURD CUTTER!!!, kicks him in the nuts, takes all the cards and money he has, and kicks him in the nuts again.* *TURD CUTTER!!!'s team comes out* T.C.'s team:WE VOTE HIM OFF!!!! WE VOTE HIM OFF...
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    3rd time around!!! CPA SUPERSTARS!!!

    Thank you, Azreal. The new tally is: Ransac:6 Almindhra:4 Arhar:2 Whimsical:2 (In alphabetical order) Bob:1 Fuzzy510:1 NeuroDeus:1 Teferi:1 TomB:1 Ura:1 Booths close tomorrow. I will make random decisions unless more people cast their votes. Ransac, cpa trash
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    New person

    Heh-heh-heh-heh. And you don't even want to KNOW what I made Apollo do to the pants of welcomeness. *Meanwhile, Nodnarb24 tries to remember where the spa is. He opens a random door and feels steam, so he goes in a strips in spa style. Then, a barred door blocks the entrance and cellmates...
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