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*Luckily for Ransac, when he fell out of the copter, he landed on his head.* Wow, didn't feel a thing. *Ransac, now sane(yeah right) once again, decides to make clothes out of the leaves, seeing as clothes weren't on the list of things to take. Neither were bathing materials.* Ransac, cpa...

Thank you. Much better. Ransac, cpa trash man

Coooool. Ransac&reg, cpa trash man&reg

Okay, let me try. Ransac&reg Let's try it. Ransac&reg, cpa trash man

Yo, it's about 11:58 now and the CPA clock says it's 4:50 AM the next day. Damn Daylight Savings Time. Ransac, cpa trash man

Sealed Deck: Invasion: Utopia Tree Reya Dawnbringer something I can't remember Planeshift: Planeswalker's Scorn Magnigoth Treefolk Eladamri's Call Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac looks at K9 sitting in the crowd. Ransac grabs K9 and informs him that they are commentating this match, like they always do. K9 eats popcorn.* Ransac, cpa trash man

NEWS FLASH!!!!!! NEWS FLASH!!!!! Allow me to introduce a man that dominated the pre-release, coming in the top 6, got a doomsday specter in his pre-release deck, ladies and gentleman, a man who won a booster box of Planeshift..............THEORGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, it's true, it's true...

Wait a second. Bob, you deceived us. You left us on this Island without a host. Only one thing I can do. *Ransac snaps his fingers and Ransac appears on the heli-copter in the machine gun chair.* Steer us out!!! I'll cover you!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

AHHH!!!!!!! I GET HERE AND EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED!!!!! AHHHH!!!!!!!! WHO WOULD'VE KNOWN THAT GOING TO A PRE-RELEASE WOULD HAVE HAD THIS MUCH EFFECT ON ONE WEB SITE!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

Okay, here's the low-down. It's a steel cage match. The winner is usually the first one out of the ring, but we're making it a Hell in the Cell match-up instead. There is a top on the cage. There are no disqualifications, no-holds-barred, and guess what...........I'M THE REFEREE. The match...

You know. That wouldn't be a bad fight. In fact, I'll start the thread right now in the Battle Arena. Ransac, cpa trash man

Ah, memories. I was experimenting with the search engine on this site and typed in my name for user. It showed me EVERY thread I have posted on. So, I started reading them. The numbers at the top said I had 318 threads that I had participated in(319 if you count this one). *sniff* I even look at...

Umm, I'm trying to get on and it won't let me. It says there is a problem with the server. Ransac, cpa trash man

HEY!!!!!!!! HEY!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS C-MAIL!!!!!!! What's wrong? Ransac, cpa trash man

I know that Freysaylie(i know I spelled it wrong) will be in the artwork of either Planeshift or Apocolypse. Ransac, cpa trash man

I'm still confused. Ransac, cpa trash man

I'm confused. Ransac, cpa trash man

My favorite non-standalone set is Stronghold. So, buy stronghold. Ransac, cpa trash man

Personally, I like gating best. Especially fleetfoot panther. You basically get to save a creature if you need to, since it can be played as an instant. Ransac, cpa trash man