*Ransac snaps his fingers and lightning blasts the Troublesome Spirit, killing it.*
Oh, come on. B.F.M.!!!!!!!!!!!! I CHOOSE YOU!!!!
*A resounding "Aw crap" echoes through the field as the B.F.M.(A 99/99 creature) decimates every pokemon on the planet. Parents everywhere rejoice.*
Ransac...
WHERE IS POLKA??????????? YOU CAN'T HAVE MUSIC WITHOUT POLKA!!!!!!! WHAT WOULD WIERD AL SAY?????
Wierd Al: Well, actually....
SHUT UP!!!!!!!!! THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!!!!! POLKA! POLKA !POLKA! POLKA! POLKA! POLKA!
*Several hours later.*
polka. polka. polka. po......aw, screw it.
Ransac...
DWARVEN PONY!!!!! I CHOOSE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Dwarven pony appears and gets it's little pony @$$ kicked left and right.*
Dang, really bad choice.
Ransac, cpa trash man
Okay, further explanation. I have the belt. I am not in this fight. The winners of this fight face me for the belt. Got it?? Anything goes. The ref is Darsh. get it?
Ransac, cpa trash man
I love playing casual games, I do whenever I get a chance. But, almost every Saturday, I participate in a tournament. So, I'd say equal mix.
Ransac, cpa trash man
Remember, Daggertooth, the 2 winners of this get a Match for the belt, no the belt itself. You win, you get the match, plain and simple.
Darsh, you probably don't want that sword. Who knows what brother's been doing with it.
Ransac, cpa trash man
SPIRIT OF THE NIGHT!!!!!!!!! I CHOOSE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
*Everybody's first Flying, Trampling, Hasting, First-strike-when-attacking 6/5 beats up on NeuroDeus pretty bad. Eww, I think he needs his face put back on.*
Ransac, cpa trash man
On the contrary, I find sinister strength too good to pass up. In the case that I play with creatures that aren't black in any way, this makes that creature much harder to destroy, mainly against black. The only way to destroy it is with terminate, which means they'll waste a card for it. Also...
I just wanted to post all the set I made without them being seperated by long pages and other posts
Set 1
Promo
K9Archmage, Ransac's wicked apprentice
Artifact Creature-Clockwork Beast Legend
6
When K9Archmage comes into play, tap all land target opponent controls. During that players upkeep...
I need help constructing a deck for a tournament this saturday. Here's what I have so far:
4 Phyrexian Scuta
3 Flametongue Kavu
4 Blazing Specter
4 Seal of Fire
4 Dark Ritual
4 Sinister Strength
That only makes up 23 cards. I need more. Please give me your insight and tell me what to put in...
Sure. But, which match do you want to ref. This one or the Championship one. You know what, let's have you ref BOTH of these matches.
Ransac, cpa trash man
True, true. But, there's always that chance that the donkey will turd on you.
*TURD CUTTER!!! runs in.*
TC: Did somebody say "Turd"?
*TC cuts up the turd.*
Ransac, cpa trash man
I have just been informed that Darsh does not WANT the rematch. Therefore, whoever else wants the shot may take place in this match. Whichever two people makes the first two wins get to be in the Triple Threat match. I'll find a referee.
Ransac, cpa trash man
You know, I like these matches in place of the regular battles.
Anyway, after I gained the title from Darsh, I made a Triple Threat match. It will be Me, Darsh and the winner of this match. The loser must referee the Triple Threat match.
This match is anything goes. I need to find referee...