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I suggest that this battle start soon. Ransac, cpa trash man

MY BAD!!!!!!!! My bad! I didn't mean Spontaneous Generation! I meant Saproling Symbiosis!!! Saproling Symbiosis 3G Sorcery You may pay 2 in addition to this card's casting cost. If you do, you may play this card as an instant. Put 1 Saproling token into play for each creature you control...

I'll see it tomorrow, too........... that is if they play it on the plane to Hawaii. Ransac, cpa trash man

I'm glad you noticed. *Ransac bends over backwards, slaps his butt-cheeks, and the Universe is inverted. Ransac's fingers are fine, again, and Ransac snaps his fingers so that the Universe goes back to normal, but with Ransac's fingers healed.* Take THIS!!!!! *Ransac hits urzamasterpimp...

Alright, here's how the Pre-Release went. I got 16th place and grabbed myself 8 packs, in which contained a Mystic Snake, a foil Fungal Shambler(also the pre-release promo), and an Anavolver. I went 3-1, in which all of the matches I won went 2-0 and the match I lost went 2-1. Here's the...

*Ransac snaps his fingers and a spoon dressed in black clothing appears for him.* That was a good fight, but true. the real fight will soon begin. Ransac, cpa trash man

Good, bring all the crap rares you can. I know RabidKimba is going to bring some, seeing as how he started the whole thing. I don't think I have enough for everyone. 8 people X 45 cards(3 packs) =360 cards. Not to mention the land, which I only have enough for myself and maybe another...

Very nice. But, can you handle this? *Ransac snaps his fingers and urzamasterpimp is now wearing black clothes, however 23 sizes too small.* urzamasterpimp:MY TESTICULAR REGION!!!!! *urzamasterpimp falls to the ground in pain.* Ransac, cpa trash man

No, no. It's not bad. It's just not a deck I've seen before. Hmm, you should probably take out the rushing rivers, putting in 2 more Fact or Fictions and 2 more land, I suggest Dust Bowl. Ransac, cpa trash man

Magic, fighting, AND caber tossing. [caber? do you mean Sabre or Cadaver, perhaps? -Orgg] Ransac, cpa trash man

I'm at a loss on how to help your deck, except for the lands. You should put in 4 Salt Marsh and/or 4 Underground Rivers. Ransac, cpa trash man

Just as an update, I have collected some specific cards to draft with. They may be good, they may be bad. Who knows. Also, I should be wearing my trademark thin, red jersey with the number 999 on the shoulders. 15 1/2 hours and counting Ransac, cpa trash man

He's probably afraid that your girlfriend would kick his butt. She probably would, anyway. Ransac, cpa trash man

Hmm, this list looks pretty decent. It'll probably be my list to refer to at the pre-release. I can't wait for tomorrow. This pre-release is sure to be fun. Maybe even more so than the Planshift Pre-Release was. All I know is I hope for a few Spiritmongers in my deck. Ransca, cpa trash man...

Hmm, give me time to think about what you are like. ayou are new, therefore, I don't know a lot about you. Give me until I return from Hawaii(June 12), then I'll review you and make you a card. Ransac, cpa trash man

Welcome! Okay, enough jibber-jabber. Here's you room key, strategically located next to the goblin diaper disposal unit(GDDU). Also, here are your bunny slippers, your invitation to watch Fuzzy510 get poked, and your key to the secret administrative spa, where the midget porn is hidden...

I'm right? YES!!!!!!!!!! Does that mean I rule? Ransac, cpa trash man

Sorry, none here. Ransac, cpa trash man

Now, for your first challenge. Go to the Battle Arena and face your tournament opponent. If you win or lose, it doesn't matter. You must utilize these skills you have learned so far. And you must call your opponent a monkey. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Suddenly, a large figure emerges from the tapioca pudding. It's RANSAC!!!!!! Unfortunately, the button also caused Ransac's mech to melt into tapioca pudding as well.* Oh well. I guess it's a draw. Ransac, cpa trash man