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To Almindhra, I leave a book, entitled "All the women of the CPA". Oh, and it's the shortest book ever written, even with your chapter being the longest. To TurtlewaxJoe, I leave you with a pat on the back, for braving it through the time you got banned. Oh, and here's a jell-o mold, too. To...

I know. I was using that as a reference. Ransac, cpa trash man

Let's see the tally so far. Squee-5 Jaya-3 Yawgmoth-1 Tahngarth-1 Aaron Forsythe-1 Urza and Volrath-1 vote between the two Squee is the main man!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO SQUEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Squee poops on the poopdeck. Everyone decides to do the same. Within weeks, pooping in public...

For even posting that, Prince RXI, I kick you in the nuts. *Ransac kicks Prince RXI in the nuts.* You should know better. I'm going to have to start referring to you by your real name, Dave. Ransac, cpa trash man

I remember about 6-8 months ago, I heard that the name "Genesis" was the front runner for the title. What's next? A cheesy theme song to go with it? Attaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack of the Killer Tomatos!!!!!!!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

Oh, and I almost forgot. I want it in a Steel Cage. That right. It's gonna be you. It's gonna be me. It's gonna be in a cage. It's gonna be a whole lotta whoop-oink. And it's gonna be for that precious title belt around your waste. Ransac, cpa trash man

That's right. I want a shot to reclaim my title. You and me. 1 on 1. For that CPW belt around your waste. Just bring it. Ransac, cpa trash man

You've got to be kidding me. George must be on crack or something. Ransac, cpa trash man

*The crowd is silent. Everybody can't believe it. The tournament for the CPW Championship Belt is over, and it is Volrath's Bane that comes out on top.* Recap of Events: Round one: Prince RXI vs. Riva Iron Grip- Matched ended in a double disqualification due to inactivity on both parts. They...

Well, if not Mogg Fanatic, what about Mogg Maniac? Ransac, cpa trash man

The reprinted Necropotence in 5th, so why not Yawgmoth's Bargain? Um, I'd also like to see Shard Phoenix come back. That was my favorite card out of the Rath Cycle. Ransac, cpa trash man

Hey, RIVA!!!!!! Would you like to reinstate the fight you had with Prince RXI??? Ransac, cpa trash man

Aren't we just a wee bit over-agitated. All the guy did was say this card wasn't as bad as everybody thought, albeit it still is horrible. I agree with you that sligh doesn't neccessarily need to stall, but when you are looking for a useful use out of a card such bad as Tahngarth's Glare, you...

If the prize is worth it, play one of the more powerful ones we mentioned. If the prize is lame, play a crazy CPA deck. Ransac, cpa trash man

I think that no matter what deck you chose, unless it's a deck with 56 Islands and 4 Merfolk of the Pearl Trident, we will be cool with it. If you have the cards to play Replenish and you feel it could be a dominant deck against the metagame, by all means, play it. Dark Lord of magic...

You know, you could play Arcane labortory to slow down Academy and Jar decks to a crawl............providing you live long enough to cast it. Ransac, cpa trash man

Not true! Mr. Lima Bean salesman just got stuck in traffic. Ransac, cpa trash man

I'm not one of anyone's favorite posters? Pooey. Oh, well. At least a thread that significantly dealt with me, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS YET???", was mentioned, so I feel satisfied. Ransac, cpa trash man

Actually, that was a statement saying that I can't get to your house at all. I have maintenance to do on my car today and tomorrow I have to get the rest of my things packed, not to mention practice in ALL of my spare time for my Chorus audition. Ransac, cpa trash man

No, it's not loser. If it was loser, I would have known who it was. And, as for loaning me the CD, I'm leaving for Statesboro on Friday, with almost no time beforehand to get to your house twice. Sorry. Ransac, cpa trash man